The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Spot The Plastic Doll | Top |
| One of these is an empty-headed plastic toy with hair made out of synthetic fibers and breasts sculpted from a mound of melted orange Legos. The other is a cake. Seriously, Katie Price is starting to make Harvey cry into his animal crackers, because her face looks like it's been embalmed with spray foam insulation and covered with several layers of beeswax. You just want to snatch one of her machete-like brows and use it to deflate her inner tube lips. Poor tortured Harvey already has to suffer by looking at Alex Reid's hemorrhoid face every day, and now he has to deal with this?! Harvey deserves a million gold-wrapped chocolate Noble Peace Prizes for what he has to deal with. Anyways, here's Katie Price and her doll cake ( wearing her old wedding dress ) leaving her bachelorette party in London last night. Katie already married her cage fighting, cross dressing husband Roxy Baby in Las Vegas earlier this year , but she is throwing a bigger and Chavier wedding in England this weekend. | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Crissy Ronaldo is a spitter - Towleroad B.Coop is leaving his beard behind - Lainey Gossip Christina Hendricks embraces the chunk - The Superficial Kelly Brook must own stock in nylon - Egotastic! Dolly Parton is an ageless beauty. Mostly because 98% of her is made of non-biodegradable materials (site NSFW) - Drunk Stepfather Brit Brit must be asking for whole milk in her Frapps instead of heavy cream, because she's looking skinnier - Hollywood Tuna Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary and they look happier than ever (sarcasm) - Celebitchy Shiloh working that Montenegro Style - Popsugar Zoe Saldana stuck her tail into Keith Britton's tail - Just Jared The Jersey Shore 2 trailer - I'm Not Obsessed Teresa Giudice needs to get a bikini wax on her forehead - ICYDK Lourdes Ciccone blogs - OMG Blog Bachelor Jake went out on a date with a dude (No, I'm not talking about Vienna Sausage ) - Popbytes Every awful part of the 80s simultaneously shat all over Peaches Geldof and her friend - Holy Moly! Sienna Miller just how I like her - Cityrag Kristen Stewart continues to wear dresses that look like they used to be American Gladiator costumes - Hollywood Rag | |
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