The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Just What I've Always Wanted.....
- Heather Mills Debuts Her New Line Of Trash
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
| Just What I've Always Wanted..... | Top |
| ......a picture of Lady CaCa looking like Donatella Versace's roasted clitoris. And you know Donatella Versace has those pink cotton candy furries all over her puss stick. So, here's CaCa in the September issue of V Magazine . She must have not had enough time to work on her tuck game, because she just put a fluffy merkin over it. Good thinking, CaCa. And Xtina is not going to appreciate CaCa ripping off her skin color ! Xtina marinates in a bathtub full of bronzer and colonic fluid for hours every day just to achieve that color! The Oompa Loompa pre-op look will always belong to Xtina! | |
| Heather Mills Debuts Her New Line Of Trash | Top |
| Last night in Los Angeles, the cunty cuntress of cuntery, Heather Mills , launched her new recycled fashion line called Be@one . Heather should've called her line Be@trash or Be@fug, because her clothes Be@SHIT!! Heather told the audience that all of her pieces were made out of clothes and textiles that normally would be thrown into the trash. Heather said, " The collection consists of women's and menswear, designed for the assertive, fashionable and eco-conscious person. All the fabrics used in the pieces have been carefully sourced and remodeled into something unique and highly wearable. " Wearable for who exactly? Old timey prostitutes who were just attacked by Jack the Ripper? Or child touching flashers who want to fancy up their look a bit? Seriously, all of these clothes look like the halfway point of a Project Runway challenge. Heather, stick to being a big cunt and leave the designing to the professionals (like Sheree ). And I don't know about you, but in these pictures, Heather looks like something the Benjamin Button baby of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag . It must be those maniacal eyes. | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| Which cable news anchor should be more careful with his cellphone? After he recently misplaced it, a co-worker opened it up and found a nude photo of the anchor's girlfriend. ( Page Six ) Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and I just happened to be coming out of a cold shower when that picture was taken. RUDE! Okay, my real guess is Larry King or Shep Smith ? This Academy Award winner/nominee actress who does a mix of television and movies has a best friend who recently got married. Her friend is a special education teacher for a school which does not pay their employees very much. The friend married a man who is also a teacher at the school. The original plan was for the couple to just get married at their home and have a very tiny reception and not even a honeymoon as they are trying to save whatever dollars they earn for a home. Well, our actress gave them and paid for the wedding of a lifetime as well as a reception, the honeymoon and even gave them $50K towards their house. ( CDAN ) So this is what a nice blind item looks like? Hmmm...I'm not sure what to do with this. Okay, okay, I'll guess Charlize Theron, Felicity Huffman or Toni Collette ? This celebrity couple hauls the child/ren everywhere with them while they travel. While it may sound glamorous for them to travel from country to country, the truth is that they lack a consistent educational program. It has left them well behind their age level academically, as well as socially awkward with their peer group. In a recent embarrassing incident, one of the kids was put in a play group with kids their own age for a few minutes, and spent their time alternating between crying and bullying. ( Blind Gossip ) Hmmmm....I wonder who could it be? But this is a lie! All the Brangie children are already at university level, because they are being homeschooled by the genius twin messiahs! This celebrity has opened up a restaurant, but really has little to do with the actual place itself. They are trying to distance themselves even more now, since their famous food gave a famous tummy some food poisoning. Instead of reporting the incident to public health, the sick Celeb called the owner and the apologetic owner offered a vacation package to make up for the whole thing. We hear the food has been criticized several times and situations like this have happened before, for the eatery. One thing is for certain, we're not going to be eating there any time soon! Not Ashton Kutcher. ( BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip ) Please let this be Eva Longwhoria ?! | |
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