The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
- How Many Sequels To Showgirls Are There?!
- Where Is Bette Midler When You Need Her?
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| While this celebrity was not one of the performers at the Vancouver Winter Olympics, he still managed to make a big impression on some of the athletes there. He was a spectator at one of the outdoor events and was apparently having trouble coping with the cold weather. He later told the athletes that he was so cold during the event that, if he got lucky that night, certain bodily fluids were likely to have the consistency of frozen yogurt. ( Blind Gossip ) Vince Vaughn (question mark), and he wasn't joking. He really cums soft-serve This A list female tweener from a cable channel recently wandered into a party drunk out of her mind. When she first arrived she ignored everyone else and just sat on the lap of the guy who brought her to the party. She then takes out an eight ball of coke and snorts line after line, not even paying attention to the rest of the people at the party. Some people leave, so there's only about 5 or 6 people left, and she keeps saying how hot she is so she just takes off her shirt, breasts totally exposed. At this point everyone else is kind of like "what in the.... " Anyway a little later on, everyone's still drinking, she gets up on this bunk bed that's in the living room with the guy she came with, on the top bed. She just hikes up her skirt and pulls him on top of her. He asks if she wants a condom and she says "nah, fuck it". They then had sex in front of a room of people. After having sex, the guy she came with passed out. Our tweener got down off the bunk without even saying anything, did some more lines and left. ( CDAN ) I don't think this was an A-list tweener. Bitches don't party like that. You know this was YOU wearing your Hannah Montana costume again. Do you have $35,000? Well, if you do and have an hour to kill, you can have sex with this former B list television actress who has a B list movie actor for a boyfriend. Well I guess he is B list. He had a chance to make A list but his above the line movies have bombed. Our actress is not even bothering to audition for acting jobs at this point. No one can understand how she maintains her lifestyle without acting. Now you know. Oh, the boyfriend doesn't care because he is just not that into women. ( CDAN ) Let's see...B-list TV star who could command $35k for one hour. Does anybody know who Marsha Warfield is dating, because she's the only piece in the game worth that much and more. | |
| How Many Sequels To Showgirls Are There?! | Top |
| I pretty much lost faith in the preservation of high art last week after a trailer for the supposed sequel to Showgirls made the internet rounds . It basically looked like a day in the life of Charlie Sheen. Well, a completely different trailer popped up today for a completely different sequel to Showgirls. This one is written, directed and stars Rena Reiffel , who played " Nobody Fucks A Penny " in the original. FINALLY, we have a cinematic rhinestone worthy of carrying on the good Showgirls name! Yes, this looks like something a community college film class would do in the costume closet on a Monday night after getting drunk on wine coolers, but it had me at the line: " Whore, now come do my nails ." Source: Boy Culture via ONTD | |
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| While leaving some fashion show in Milan this morning, LiLo decided that just a regular picture of her in a car wouldn't sell, so she made it a money shot by throwing a can of Red Bull at the paps. Yes, bitch littered! I'm surprised Bette Midler didn't chase that car down, jump on its roof, pull LiLo out by her weave and then drag her back to the can to pick it up with her teefs. There must an app for that. And I'm not even sure that's Red Bull liquid. Isn't Red Bull the color of concentrated piss? Maybe that's a cranberry and vodka? No, LiLo would never waste that. Or maybe LiLo threw up a cranberry and vodka into a Red Bull can? Or maybe it's her dirty bath water? Or maybe she wrung out her tampo----- No, no, let's not go to that place. Let's just say it's a Red Bull! | |
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