The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Steve Carell Quits That Bitch | Top |
| Steve Carell confirmed to The Ausiello Files that he is done with The Office and next season will be his last. Steve said that even if they tuck millions of dollars into his ass cheeks, he's still going to leave. He said, "I want to fulfill my contract. I think it's a good time to move on. I just want to spend more time with my family." I've never seen one episode of The Office, so I don't know if the show can go on without him. Let me try to relate with those of you who watch this shit. If Viki Lord Burke Riley Buchanan Carpenter Davidson Banks from One Life to Live died (because there's no way she's ever leaving that show by choice), the show would not go on without her. There would be zero lives to live, because life is not worth living without Viki. So if Steve Carell is the Viki Lord of The Office, then I guess it will die without his ass. Well, unless Heather Locklear replaces him as the lead, because she can save almost anything and she looks really hot in business woman clothes. | |
| John Legend Defends His Hairline | Top |
| Sometimes I hate Twitter (see Tila Tequila) and sometimes I love it as though it was a bong made out of a Jack Daniels bottle. This falls under the latter category. While John Legend was accepting the humanitarian award at the BETs last night, Twitter lit up about his jagged ass hairline. #johnlegendshairline was described as looking like an Enter key, a jigsaw puzzle piece, Fabolous' top teeth and a member of Jagged Edge. Some fools even suggested that Drake donate some of his bush brows to John Legend's hairline. HA! Well, John Legend is the only one who isn't laughing and he went off on Twitter over everyone pointing at the incomplete Tetris game over his forehead. Btw, my hairline has been the same since I was a kid. Can't believe some people are obsessing about it now. I've been famous for 6 yrs now about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter And to the haters, I'm still smarter, more talented, more successful and better looking than u. So fall back. about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter Sorry y'all. Couldn't believe my hairline was a trending topic. Get a life! about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter And to the rest of y'all, I love you and thanks for the support. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.... about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter Fall back like your hairline, John? No, John is right. Even though a chunk of his hairline migrated elsewhere, it's still more talented and smarter than all of us hairline haters! In fact, John's hairline should get next year's humanitarian award for all the shit it's been forced to go through! #leavejohnsfuckeduphairlinealone (Thanks Ben) | |
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