The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| First look at the opening number for Brit Brit's upcoming tour - The Daily What The only way this exit would've been badass is if Duchess Kate rode on top of the hood while whipping her hair around to " Pour Some Sugar On Me " - Lainey Gossip Looking like you've been passed out face first in a mountain of maggots for X amount of days is not what I consider " being awesome, " but I'll let Charlie Sheen continue to have it - The Superficial The word " fuckin '" is on notice for knowingly jumping out of Trump's mouth - Towleroad Reese Witherspoon is wearing a dress. It's red. This is what we're dealing with today that's not "you know what " related - Hollywood Tuna Kathie Lee Gifford was robbed! Ann Curry will replace Meredith Vieira on Today - Celebitchy And now my heart is full of barf - The Berry A bikini: Nicole Richie's in one (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Colin Farrell , just because - Just Jared Instead of dropping cleavage, RiRi needs to drop that Hot Tamales shit from her head - Popholic Jon Gosselin's life has just been made - Boston Barstool Sports I'm going to guess.... Steven Tyler ? - Popsugar Texas plays nice with Chace Crawford. If they really wanted to ruin his everything, they could've sentenced him to 2 years without waterproof clear mascara - ICYDK Jessica Seinfeld looks like a box of neon markers - Go Fug Yourself And the homeless shelter theater Tony Award goes to.... - Celebslam Something tells me Vin Diesel wants you to sit and spin - Hollywood Rag FREE FRAAAAAANKIE (again) - Sandra Rose The only good that can come of this is the long-awaited return of Jade - OMG Blog A chipmunk reenacts Tommy Girl's favorite activity - Cityrag Oh, don't you titty feed your baby in red heels, a white satin robe and perfect hair too? - I'm Not Obsessed | |
| Prince Hot Ginge's Crotch Grab Closes My Royal Wedding Coverage (I PROMISE!) | Top |
| With everyone's idol Flower Girl Grace trying to stop the madness with her hands and this picture of Prince Hot Ginge checking up on his royal scepter, I can say with complete confidence that there's nothing more to see here. Our work here is done! If you don't believe me, stick a thermometer in my no-no to be sure. Yeah, you probably won't ever see it again, but by the off chance you do, you'll see that whatever Royal Wedding fever shit I was suffering from is now gone! I must now focus my energy on trying to find a coffin whose interior goes perfectly with the picture above. Don't act like you didn't know I was going to bond this picture to the inside of my coffin door so that I can ride it to the underworld. I like to plan ahead. So with that, the party is over! Grab a centerpiece and fill your purse with plastic swans and Jordan Almonds before that sneaky shifty ginger Fergie crawls in to snatch 'em all for her eBay business. And since we're on the subject of that mess Fergie, I also threw in some pictures of her daughters Princess Eugenie and Beatrice looking like they just fell out of the Big Business costume closet. The good thing is that Princess Beatrice's hat will be donated to a middle school science class so that they can see what real life intestines look like. | |
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