The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For April 28th!
- QOTD: Morrissey Is Not Hosting A Royal Wedding Viewing Party, So Don't Ask!
- Open Post: Hosted By Glamberace's Perfectly Manicured Goatee
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For April 28th! | Top |
| via Styleite | |
| QOTD: Morrissey Is Not Hosting A Royal Wedding Viewing Party, So Don't Ask! | Top |
| If you would rather scream out Prince Charles' name during tampon sex than talk about who's going to design Kate Middleton's royal wedding garter belt, then have a seat next to Morrissey , because nobody's more over it than he is. Methinks the BBC Radio 5 knew this which is why they asked him if he's going to clutch at his bosom when Prince William gives Kate Middleton (or Kate Muddleton as Moz calls her) a "just married" lick in front of billions of people. "Why would I watch the wedding? Why would I watch it? I couldn't take any of that seriously. I don't think the so-called Royal family speak for England now, and I don't think England needs them. I do seriously believe that they are benefit scroungers, nothing else. I don't believe they serve any purpose whatsoever. I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the Royal family -- the so-called Royal family. They're not royal to me, but they're royal to the media for some reason. The press reports from Buckingham tell you that people love them, but go out and speak to people on the streets and they will laugh at you. They really will." Why didn't BBC radio put a camera on his face before they asked him that question? The look he gave probably would've made the Queen herself scurry under a priest's gown. Get those welfare whores (except Prince Hot Ginge), Moz! You just know that while Morrissey is punching out a sequel to The Queen is Dead he's going to peek at the TV with one eye to see what kind of chiffon meringue mess Kate has on her body. I won't tell. | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Glamberace's Perfectly Manicured Goatee | Top |
| After nearly losing the feeling in his fingers from spending hours meticulously pruning the goatee art on his chin with the help of an Epilady (aka Satan's favorite torture device), a miniature lawn edge trimmer and tiny shears made from the pieces of unicorn horns, Glamberace spread the black glitter all over the red carpet at the ASCAP Pop Awards while looking like he was about to pull a white rabbit out of his pompadour or steal the Genie's lamp from Aladdin . Just a whole lot of look that required every brush in the drawer. I was completely ready to hate all of this until I saw it. My eyes widened the like time I found an old bag of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies in the back of my freezer. The two mini-staches over Glamberce's lips match the brows over his eyes! Glamberace gave his eyebrows some friends so they won't feel like the entire beauty load is resting on their arches. I really didn't know I loved a good pair of mouth brows until now! So because of that, I love this mess. And I also love it because Glamberace is the spice to Azis' sugar. | |
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