The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Royal Wedding Programming Note | Top |
| Believe it or not, there's actually other weddings happening this weekend and my ass just so happens to be going to one in what most people call the England of America: TEXAS! No, I won't be ching ching-ing champagne flutes with the Princess of Moldavia like the royals will be, but I will definitely will be toasting to the bride and groom at the wedding I'm going to with plastic cups full of red wine and Coke, so who's the real winner here? Thankyouverymuch! My flight keeps getting delayed for obvious reasons , but hopefully I'll get into Texas in time to score some street meth, snort a few lines of chopped up No-Doz and get myself nice and perky for an all-morning highblogging binge OF THE EVENT OF THE CENTURY YEAR MONTH WEEK WEEKEND (after the Texas royal wedding I'm going to, of course). I will be co-liveblogging here at Dlisted with the fancies of The Morton Report beginning at 4am east coast time. They'll probably be the ones pointing out all the details while I incoherently ramble on as usual about how I got Chelsy Davy's numbah, etc! I'll be operating on natural craziness and gas station coffee, so I'll look how that Prince William wax figure feels. Or is it I'll feel how that Prince William wax figure looks? Shit, I'm already fucked up. Until then! | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| If American Idol was a nipple-baring competition instead of a singing one, Jovany Barreto would totally score 2nd place (1st goes to Gaycrest always) - Towleroad Posh is obviously only going to the royal wedding for the cake. Duh. - Lainey Gossip Another day, another set of pictures of Kim Kardashian taking her double down ass to the nail salon. Is death by nail glue inhalation a thing (just say " yes ")? - The Superficial It came from the seaaaaaa in threeeeees - Hollywood Tuna Double the prune on Newsweek - Celebitchy If any more talk of the royal wedding will make you gag on your own dry heaves, click to the right! - The Berry Kristen Stewart modeling one of those hillbilly strapless bikinis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Chinchilla's gotta waddle hard for his (insert the name of whatever's in that tube) - The Daily What It's Adrien Brody and that girl who could be Justin Bieber if Justin Bieber had a vagina (<--- I set that joke up for you) - Just Jared My Tia Lupita would like her cleaning house outfit back, RiRi , thankyouverymuch - Popoholic EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK at Kate Middleton's wedding dress! - The Hairpin Bradley Cooper trades his beard in for a stache - Popsugar Gather around, children, Auntie Gloria Allred is going to show you how baseball bat butt sex works - Boston Barstool Sports Greasy Bear got busted - Popsugar I think I see the face of Black Jesus or Black Virgin Mary on Akon's knees - Crunk + Disorderly Miranda Kerr's diet tips don't include getting as much lipo as possible and only licking on frozen lemon seeds - Hollywood Rag JLo sits and spins - Cityrag My guess is that Justin Bieber is going to play Marky Mark's third nipple - I'm Not Obsessed | |
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