The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Panty Creamer Of The Day: Larry The Cable Guy | Top |
| No, this is not another post about Adult Babies . This is Larry the Cable Guy undressed as The Naked Cow (pause) Boy with The Naked Cowboy in Times Square today. Yes, I could've used my bandwidth and hard drive space on posting those (NSFW) pictures of Kate Middleton's Gaydar-breaking brother James in various states of almost nekkid, but those pictures won't make you lactate curdled milk or leave a film of something mysterious on the roof of your mouth like these will! I'll leave you all alone now so you can ride through a grassy field and shoot your rifles in the air while screaming " USA! USA! " (that's a euphemism for you to figure out). | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| You'll never believe this, but the A/B list movie actor who is quite handsome and talented has a secret that only a few people know about- he's completely bald and wears a wig. A housekeeper leaked the news after finding a whole room in his house dedicated to his hair creations. ( BuzzFoto ) That squishy sound (sounds like a slug burping) you just heard was John Travolta jizzing over this. And with that, I'll go with the obvious guess: Ben Affleck ? There's been million of rumors about Ben's natural follicle situation even though there's little proof. For me, Ben's hair has always looked off to me. Like it would look better on the crotch of an 18th century whore. This Oscar winner has good reason to be worried. A Grammy-winning pop star is writing a tell-all that includes descriptions of the very passionate times they spent together. The Oscar winner is female. And so is the Grammy winner. To top it all off, their trysts took place in front of a very appreciative audience: their respective boyfriends. ( Blind Gossip ) Possible Oscar winners: St. Angie Jolie, Fishsticks Paltrow, Nicole Kidman, Hilary Swank or Sandra Bullock ? Possible Grammy winners: Xtina, Gwen Stefani, Queen Latifah, Madge, Amy Wino, Kelly Clarkson or Macy Gray ? Fuckit. I'll go with Julie Andrews and Charo . Which supposedly straight star kept talking up 'hot women' at the Vanity Fair/Bloomberg party in DC Saturday night, while his rumored boyfriend remained close by his side? ( Page Six ) A list of possibilities who were guests at the Vanity Fair party: Matthew Morrison, Bradley Cooper, Todd Palin, Ian Somerhalder, Chace Crawford and Jeremy Piven . Todd Palin , obviously. This legendary Diva and this Actress do not like each other. When asked recently if she was friends with the Actress (who is currently on a popular TV show), the Diva had a nasty response. "Absolutely NOT! I've never liked that fat cunt!" There was stunned silence as she danced away into her limo. ( Blind Gossip ) The fat cunt in question (which should be the name of her memoirs) has to be Kirstie Alley ? As for the diva bitch, I'll go with either Wendy Williams or Richard Simmons ? | |
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