The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| JLo's Singing Voice SANS FARDS | Top |
| JLo's must have ass queefed into the wrong bitch's bowl of Cream of Wheat, because somebody has leaked a clip of her singing a cover of "Enough is Enough " in the studio without any effects. Even the thought of listening to JLo singing au naturale makes my ears want to split like a daughter walking in on her mother with a finger in the oatmeal craisin cookie jar, but this clip could be a lot worse. Don't get me wrong, Celine Dion's vommy barfs sound better than this, but my ears are still attached to my head. And after the jump is the NSFJ (not safe for Jesus) visual of a daughter walking in on her mother with a finger in the oatmeal craisin cookie jar. It's just what you needed today, I know. JUMP! read more | |
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| The Easter Granny! For the past 29 years, 81-year-old Leona Gordon has been entertaining little screaming chirruns in Iowa as the Easter Granny. Every April, Leona slips on the same dusty bunny costume and visits hundreds of children. Unlike most, the sound of screeching kids does not eat at the Easter Granny's soul. It actually puts an extra hop in her shuffle! Better her than my abuelita. Seriously, the appearance of the Easter Abuelita would make kids scatter faster than Jesse James at the sight of a Yarmulke. That serious. A visit from the Easter Abuelita would end in blood shed, gallons of pure tears, hundreds of broken eggs, and several mug shots. The Easter Abuelita would take her chankla and hippity hoppity you in the head. Actually, that sounds entertaining. Maybe next year! Below is a clip of the Easter Granny at work! Happy Easter to all! If you're going to have yourself a liquid Easter brunch (that's what Jesus wants), make sure to also stuff your mouth hole with Peeps. That way your afternoon barf will look like the color of the holiday. (For Jello) | |
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