The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Open Post: Hosted By Grandpappy Gaga | Top |
| Replace this Lady Caca song with anything by El Debarg e, and I hope that this is me when I reach pepaw-age (in like 10 years or some shit). This old dude's pacemaker is slowly melting in his chest, his bowels are moving into his Depends and his one good hip is a kick away from splitting into two, but he doesn't care. Dude is dance dance dancing as though every bitch in that bar has pockets full of caramel squares to throw at him. He knows that he won't be able to roll out of his Craftmatic in the morning, but he's got an itch in his soul that won't go away unless he drops that shit low. And yes, this is what happens when you smoke Bengay out of a catheter bag. P.S. - Just stamp those annoying young dudes with the " HO SIT DOWN " label and ignore them. They can't do it like pappy. via Videogum | |
| Vince Neil Will Be Checking Into Celebrity Rehab In 3..2... | Top |
| Vince Neil , seen here with a trio of naturally beautiful flowers freshly plucked out of the Garden of Eden, was put into handcuffs early this morning after police believe he was driving while under the influence of the sweet nectar. A spokeslady for the LVPD didn't give up any details, but she did tell E! News that Vince's drunkery caused a car accident. She wouldn't say if there were any injuries reported. Vince is currently sitting in a jail cell on $2,000 bail. His wife is on her way to Las Vegas to pay his bond. Since his bail is so low it's assumed that Vince didn't kill anyone this time around. In 1984, Vince crashed into an oncoming car while driving car. Vince's passenger, Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle Dingley, was killed and two people in the other car were seriously injured. Vince has also been arrested for beating up a prostitute back in 2003. So let's see, Vince Neil actually sent someone on a one-way trip to heaven because he was drunk driving, and yet he still slides behind the wheel of a car when he's boozed up? Does this dumb bitch have a brain like a corroded silicone implant?! At this point, Vince shouldn't be allowed to operate a broken Big Wheel, let alone a real car. | |
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