The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 28th!
- Taylor Momsen Finally Gets It Right
- That Was Fast
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| The Smith family looking like members of Parliament Funkadelic - Lainey Gossip Pleeeease tell me OctoSana's dentist is Jewish - The Superficial Meanwhile, Sara Larson is also wearing a thong while dancing during her day shift at a strip club in the valley somewhere - Hollywood Tuna Good to know: Jennifer Garner has a butt crack - Egotastic! Ew. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather And Johnny Weir will play Rizzo, of course - Towleroad Miranda Kerr loves big diamonds in her ass - Popoholic A gold digger's job is never done - Celebitchy Zac Efron is so butch - Just Jared A zillion pictures from the BET Awards - Necole Bitchie Jennifer Capriati overdosed - ICYDK Peter Lemongello is coming - Cityrag Jessica Simpson needs to get cupping on her brains - I'm Not Obsessed Emma Watson and her new boyfriend - Hollywood Rag This is offensive to Steven Tyler - Holy Moly! The Slut Dress' third cousin, twice removed at the Frederick's outlet - SOW | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 28th! | Top |
| via Break | |
| Taylor Momsen Finally Gets It Right | Top |
| 16-year-old Taylor Momsen is usually stumbling around looking like a teenage runaway turned heroin-addicted prostitot who keeps a tiny Courtney Love shrine in her Grinch lunchbox, but she actually turned on the elegance while performing with her band on the Warped Tour in Carson, CA this past weekend. What a pristine and refined débutante she's turning out to be. Taylor should keep refreshing her e-mail box, because it's only a matter of time before the Queen of England invites her over for tea. My guess is that the Empress of Lucite caught Taylor rolling around in a gutter to achieve that " down and out rest stop hooker " look and she immediately dropped these exquisite lucite heels onto her. Shauna Sand showed Taylor the lucite way, and she's never going back. And since every young lady must own a piggy bank to keep their allowance money in, Shauna was gracious enough to include a built-in tip jar in her lucite sole. Now she's walking on her worth and it is truly a beautiful sight. And instead of calling Child Protect Services on Taylor's parents, I want to nominate them for some kind of award. Nothing says "PARENTS OF THE CENTURY" like their daughter floating on stage in a pair of tip-jar lucite heels. | |
| That Was Fast | Top |
| And just like that, Sandra Bullock's marriage to Vanilla Gorilla has officially been shoved into the exhaust pipe of a speeding bus headed directly for a fully fueled cargo plane. Sandra legally quit Vanilla Gorilla's ass on April 23rd, and TMZ says the two signed papers last week making the divorce final. Sandra and Vanilla Gorilla both didn't ask for spousal support and he pretty much agreed to leave with what he came in with so it made the divorce process pretty easy. With Sandra's divorce being complete she can now adopt Baby Louis as a single parent. Maybe it's because we're used to greedy bitches fighting over every cent during a divorce battle, but that felt like it was over in a quick second. It takes Boobshit McGross more time to make her clitoris give the Hitler salute (a popular party trick)! But in Boobshit's defense, it takes her a little while to lift up her clit, because the warts weigh it down so much. | |
CREATE MORE ALERTS:
Auctions - Find out when new auctions are posted
Horoscopes - Receive your daily horoscope
Music - Get the newest Album Releases, Playlists and more
News - Only the news you want, delivered!
Stocks - Stay connected to the market with price quotes and more
Weather - Get today's weather conditions
| You received this email because you subscribed to Yahoo! Alerts. Use this link to unsubscribe from this alert. To change your communications preferences for other Yahoo! business lines, please visit your Marketing Preferences. To learn more about Yahoo!'s use of personal information, including the use of web beacons in HTML-based email, please read our Privacy Policy. Yahoo! is located at 701 First Avenue, Sunnyvale, CA 94089. |
No comments:
Post a Comment