The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Which One Of Them Is Knocked Up? | Top |
| For the (I lost count)th time in his life, KFed is going to be a dad. A source tells E! News that KFed's girlfriend of about 3 years Victoria Prince is 5 months knocked up with their first child together. KFed's sperm fishes can eat through a condom, so something tells me this was all part of the plan. If it wasn't, then Victoria needs to hire a better crane operator who will pull KFed off of her in time. Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar . We're doomed. A rep for KFed (aka his favorite sandwich maker at Subway) wouldn't say anything about this, but the source says that they are "totally happy" about the news. The source adds that Brit Brit doesn't have much to say about it either because she's " focused on her work right now." How is KFed going to get Brit to pay for this one too?! If you see a fat ho in a stork costume crawling up a ladder to Brit's bedroom window while carrying a baby doll and a new child support contract in his beak, you know what KFed is up to. (Image via Pacific Coast News ) | |
| As Fresh As A Spring Daisy Blowing In The Mountain Breezes | Top |
| Yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan showed a paparazzo why she's the country's premiere mug shot supermodel when she busted out the kind of poses you usually only see from a day-shift hooker trying to seduce truck drivers off the main road. Right before LiLo caught a private flight to New York , she posed in front of her house in Venice, CA with her friend Claus Hjelmbak . LiLo really is a chameleon. In some pictures she looks good-ish and in others she looks like the first place winner of a Miss Gollum contest sponsored by The Faces of Meth School of Beauty. What's LiLo's prize? Well, a walk-on role in Bravo's upcoming Real Housewives of Mordor, of course! | |
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