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| Lindsay Lohan proves she's the definition of soberness by falling down outside of a NYC bar at 2:30 in the morning. Or maybe she's licking tiny drops of booze off the sidewalk? Or maybe she's praying to the Jack Daniels gods to push booze out of the sidewalk cracks for her? - Lainey Gossip Jenna Jameson knows how to dress - Hollywood Tuna Christina Hendricks must believe that the higher the chichis, the closer to... I lost my train of thought, because damn those chichis are high - The Superficial Is Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing Gunny Sacks?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather "ALAN HALE 4 PREZ!! !" - Lindsay Lohan - Towleroad Elizabeth Banks is a mom - Celebitchy But a more important question is: how is this blink-challenged lady not a cast member on one of the Real Housewives ? - TDW Michael Buble got married - Just Jared Bindi Irwin can sing! - The Berry Maddox is really hoping that Angie Jo and Brad don't come back from Utah with any souvenirs. And by " souvenirs ," I mean a Mormon orphan - ICYDK Dirty vagina? Rinse it with some John Mayer ! - Popsugar Rachel Bilson is...um..there - Popoholic Betty White , you bi-sexual slut, you! - SOW Be still my heart (the mad hatter raver, not Joe Jonas ) - I'm Not Obsessed Gisele Bundchen upstaged by wigs - Cityrag Are we sure that's Snooki and not a kidney stone The Rock just passed? - Hollywood Rag Milla Jovovich has nipples - Celebslam (Image via Wireimage ) | |
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| New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys got into a recording studio together and birthed out their new single called " Don't Turn Out The Lights ." If you're too young or too old to orgasm out your 6th grade self who will run around the room freaking out about this, then you can at least memorize their new joint group name: NKOTBSB. That will definitely be the fourth line on your next eye exam test. | |
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| When your arms are a successful hiding place for your waist during a game of hide-and-seek, you know you're a serious kind of skinny. Contrary to popular belief, I don't end my night by staring at Victoria's Secrets catalogs with light from an iPhone under my covers, so I'm not totally educated on the ins and outs of the body of Candice Swanepole (who's as skinny as a swanepole). But hasn't Candice always been so damn skinny that you could use her hip bones as a step stool to climb up a palm tree and grab a coconut which you'd crack open on one of her razor sharp elbows? (side note: Candice would be awesome on Survivor . She's like a human Swiss Army Knife!) Even though I'm pretty sure that Candice's thighs have never formally met, the likes of the Daily Mail are still crying out shit like: "Fears for Victoria's Secret model: Candice Swanepoel's shocking weight loss at swimwear photoshoot." And of course there's a bunch of comments like: "EAT A CHEESEBURGER!", "HANG OUT WITH KIRSTIE ALLEY!", "GET HELP!!!", "HERE'S A PANDA EXPRESS GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR YOU TO USE!", "MOVE INTO A WAFFLE HOUSE FULL-TIME!!!", "ENSURE IS YOUR FRIEND!!!", etc... etc... Some of them might have a point, but her metabolism was way too busy with shit to accept my calls so I don't know. But I do know that Candice would make an amazing friend. Imagine walking down the street with her skinny ass and hos start throwing cheeseburgers, Panda Express gift certificates, milkshakes and entire cookie aisles at her? Candice might not want that stuff, but don't mind if I DO! Here's Candice with Adriana Lima and fellow stickthinian Alessandra Ambrosio at some Victoria's Secret event in L.A. yesterday. | |
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