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- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 30th!
- Open Post: Hosted By The Drunk Alphabet
- GOOP: The Magazine
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| Does Valtrex come in eye drop form? - Popsugar Wheelchair Jimmy is popping a wheelie over past records - Lainey Gossip And suddenly RiRi's BlackBerry is overcome with dick pictures. I wish I had her BlackBerry's problems. - The Superficial Rachel Hunter or Brooklyn Decker ? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather White Diamonds Drive coming soon! Maybe. - Towleroad Angelina Jolie and her brother are like, "Awwwwwwwww, but did they give each other a goodnight kiss? " - TDW Hilary Duff with a cup of what looks like carrot juice (insert a bountiful array of pony jokes here) - Hollywood Tuna David Arquette will have another booze-fueled meltdown in 3..2.... - Just Jared Mark March 30, 2011 as the day I actually agree with something Mop Head said - Celebitchy Reese Witherspoon wore a pink wedding dress - ICYDK And I really hope it was the exact shade of pink Rose McGowan is wearing here - Popoholic Brit Brit Spears playing her own game of "stiff as board " during her Jimmy Kimmel performance - Hollywood Rag Topless pictures of Chris Riggi (or as casting directors call him, " third-string Taylor Lautner" ) - The Berry The Bronx Zoo Cobra needs a reality show - OMG Blog John Cena is a saint - Popbytes Lily Allen has some choice fuck words for the person who leaked her wedding invite - I'm Not Obsessed My guess is Phyllis Diller wearing a Jessica Biel wig - Cityrag | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 30th! | Top |
| Source: Alaskan Dude's Flickr via Cracked | |
| Open Post: Hosted By The Drunk Alphabet | Top |
| This clip from a cop car cam shows a drunk lady in Ohio trying to recite the alphabet and count from 69 after she was pulled over for possible DUI. Homegirl didn't say the alphabet the way most of us say it, she did it the Jessica Simpson way and skipped a few of the least popular letters. But the thing is, is this a drunk ho test or the damn kindergarten SATS?! Shit. Dumb shit drunk drivers already have to worry about killing themselves and others on the road, and now they have to worry about sharpening the No. 2 pencil in their heads to take a test if they get pulled over? Whatever happened to the days when drunks just blew on something and called it a night? I blame that Waiting for Superman documentary. And that cop isn't right. When her drunk ass went from D to F to W to Z back to L, that should've been his cue to lock 'er up instead of telling her to go on. He just wanted to keep laughing at drunk sad ass. via Buzzfeed | |
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| If you ask me, there's only room in the world for one ice cold blonde cooking mogul who can't even boil an egg unless she's got a team of chefs nearby to help her (that one's for you, Sandra Lee ). Fishsticks Paltrow disagrees with me and the rumor is she's about terrorize the magazine world the same way she slimed across country music. Fishy is James Franco-ing her way through life by trying to conquer every single medium from TV to movies to the Internet to music to print! The New York Post has heard that the halls of Hearst Publishing are filled with fake British accent whispers, which could only mean one thing: GOOPY IS JOINING THEIR FAMILY! A source at Hearst claims that Fishy is in super secret talks with them about publishing her own food magazine. A rep for Hearst denies the rumor, but the source says that it is something they're talking about. Shit could get TOO REAL next month if Fishy's cookbook " My Father's Daughter " becomes a bestseller. This could prove to Hearst that Fishy's food magazine will sell. Knowing Fishy, it will also be more than just food. Next to an article on 101 ways to prepare bottled water, she'll list the top 10 pair of cashmere socks that won't ruin in the washing machine if your weekend laundress accidentally throws them in there. It will be the perfect magazine for bitches who want to know what it feels like to be born into a millionaire family, marry a millionaire and become a millionaire yourself. I would say that it will also be the perfect magazine to pick up dog shit with, but Fishy will probably price it in pounds so none of us will be able to afford it. If GOOP: The Magazine doesn't work for Fishy, she can always name it Better Than YOUR Homes and Gardens. | |
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