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- Natalie Portman Never Wants To See Galliano's Cartoon Villain Face Again
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 28th!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
- Birthday Sluts
| Natalie Portman Never Wants To See Galliano's Cartoon Villain Face Again | Top |
| Oscar winner and the soon-to-be mother of Einstein's successor, Natalie Portman , finally got her pregnant ass off the Oscar stage and plucked a few hairs off of Galliano's lip brows by condemning him in a statement she released to The New York Time s last night. Natalie is the face of Miss Dior Cherie fragrance and was supposed to wear Dior to the Oscars, but switched to Rodarte after Galliano was detained in Paris for making Mel Gibson's nipples salute him by throwing out anti-Semetic insults at a couple. And after watching the video of Galliano declaring that he loves Hitler , Natalie said this: "I am deeply shocked and disgusted by the video of John Galliano's comments that surfaced today. In light of this video, and as an individual who is proud to be Jewish, I will not be associated with Mr. Galliano in any way. I hope at the very least, these terrible comments remind us to reflect and act upon combating these still-existing prejudices that are the opposite of all that is beautiful." Natalie then went on to say, " But if Mr. Galliano raped and sodomized a 13-year-old, dat's okay! " No. Good for Natalie for standing up and throwing a slap at the Nazi Gay Boris. But since Natalie's laugh could melt the stache off of Hitler's face, she should've just dedicated her next one to Galliano. That would've hurt him more. And here's Natalie with her fiance Benjamin Centipedeorwhatever going to breakfast in L.A. yesterday morning. Yes, Natalie is carrying a Dior purse that may or may not be made of cow carcasses. CONDEMN THE VEGAN! | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 28th! | Top |
| Tijuana, Mexico is bringing their Junior High Sex Education classes to the United States. - AttentionWhore Runners-up: Paris really should avoid those unforgiving stripey pants. - Emeriesan Dina Lohan - half-assed mother of the year. - OurMissC Congrats to Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent! The new parents are over the moon at the arrival of their new baby, 50 Centaur. - perky via Buzzfeed | |
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| Stacy Layne Matthews , the Back Water swamp queen from RuPaul's Drag Race 3! From the very start of episode 1, Stacy Layne Matthews became the cheese bubble on my microwaved Kraft single. Maybe it's because she'd be right at home shaking her natural chest dumplings in a house dress and plastic slippers next to Dawn Davenport at a go-go club. Or maybe it's because I know Stacy wouldn't bat a judgmental eye as she held my neighbor's garden hose for me while I wash out the hairy dye in their front yard, because my water got turned off. Or maybe it's because she's from BACK WATER, NORTH CAROLINA! It's pretty much all of the above. Stacy Layne Matthews (formerly Stacy Layne Bryant) could break the wheel on a Piggly Wiggly shopping cart just by stepping out of her pick-up truck. And my love for Stacy Layne boiled over like Raja's ego last night when the queens had to use a cake as inspiration for a couture look. Stacy Layne took a red velvet cake and created this: HAHAHA. I love that Stacy Layne's idea of couture is one of Aretha Franklin's old sweat suits from the early 90s. Velour is officially on the comeback stroll now. Bitch looks like a giant Red Velvet Bingle ! Now I know why the blue bird winks! | |
| Birthday Sluts | Top |
| Ke$ha (24) Justin Bieber (17) Jensen Ackles (33) Esther Cañadas (34) Mark-Paul Gosselaar (37) Javier Bardem (42) George Eads (44) Maurice Benard (48) Russell Wong (48) Tim Daly (55) Ron Howard (57) Catherine Bach (57) Alan Thicke (64) Dirk Benedict (66) Roger Daltrey (67) Harry Belafonte (84) | |
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