The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 2nd!
- TNT Killed HawthoRNe
- Open Post: Hosted By A Tiny Chauffeur
- Brittany With A Black Eye
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| Kate Winslet's titty bib dress is a thing of sheer elegance - Lainey Gossip Lindsay Lohan needs less Google Alerts in her life - The Superficial Kathy Griffin knocks the glory hole dick out of Marcus Bachmann's mouth - Towleroad Did I really need a bitch's tonsils all over my eyes like that? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather JoJo , LEAVE, get out, right now - Hollywood Tuna Lady Gagonyourfistandshutthehellupalready writes a community college philosophy thesis about a fashion critic who hurt her feelings once - Celebitchy And here's a video of me running into Mah Boo Anderson Cooper on the street the other day - The Daily What Shia LaDouche or your dad working a 3-week vacation beard? - Just Jared Hilary Duff went to CVS yesterday, but I'm sure you already read about this on CNN - Popoholic Ryan Gosling drinks Diet Snapple when he drives, but I'm sure you already read about this on CNN after the Hilary Duff went to CVS expose - Popsugar Janice Dickinson nibbles the life out of a stoned and sun damaged turtle man - ICYDK Nicki Minaj in Glamour - The Berry Poke at me when Scary Spice's says that she named her new baby Devil Tuscon - I'm Not Obsessed An artist's rendering of what fuck times with Skeletor is like - Cityrag Stephen Dorff , just because - Hollywood Rag Joey from The Real World's Droopy Dog tits and sad face nipples in Playgirl - (NSFW) OMG Blog T.I. is a mess. The end. - Necole Bitchie "I wish I was as sweet as Evan Ross " - those cupcakes - Crunk + Disorderly | |
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| TNT Killed HawthoRNe | Top |
| BREAKING NEWS: Jada Pinkett Smith had a TV show on TNT called HawthoRNe . BREAKING NEWS after the BREAKING NEWS from 3 seconds ago: Jada Pinkett Smith no longer has a TV show on TNT called HawthoRNe. Just days after both Jada Pinkett Smith and Skeletor denied they were licking each other taints in their trailers, TNT announced that HawthoRNe (I can't with that RN shit) has flatlined after three seasons and they aren't reaching for the defibrillator pads. "TNT truly appreciates the tremendous dedication of everyone involved. The series gave TNT the opportunity to work with many outstanding people, including Jada Pinkett Smith and the rest of the show's talented cast, crew, producers and writers. We wish everyone involved with HawthoRNe nothing but the best." Cut to Xenu playing a victory song on JLo's double bongo ass as she holds up HawthoRN's severed head and cackles. No. I know what happened here. Jada Pinkett Smith knew she had to lose her show or go through another season with hos whispering about how she's screwing the zombie dust out of Skeletor's pinche culito hole. Bitch made the right choice. And when asked for a comment, Xenu only had this to say: via Videogum | |
| Open Post: Hosted By A Tiny Chauffeur | Top |
| I'm in California for a couple more weeks and that means I have a couple more weeks of keeping my foot off of a car's gas pedal when I've got the sweet nectar in me, but it looks like the answer to my problem has been solved thanks to the designated driving girl child from China! (Leave your Asian lady driver jokes here.) This video courtesy of Metro shows the polite Latarian Milton driving through the streets of Shandong Province better than any Lohan ever could. The 4-year-old girl goes through traffic before her daddy tells her that's enough. Metro says that the Asian baby Deborah Foreman is operating the pedals with the help of a device the Chinese built after Tommy Girl wah-wah-wahed to them about how his feetsies can't reach his Big Wheel pedals and he has to sit on the side during Scientology play dates. Of course, some dream-killing evil whores are trying to say that this video is a work of manufactured fiction. They're trying to say that some ho is operating the car from a remote control in the back seat. Others are saying it's one of those student driver cars and a partner in fakery is driving from the passenger seat. Will you tell them to stop! They are ruining my life. They should use their energy on begging this girl's parents to teach her how to drive with one hand and hold a Bacardi Breezer in the other while I take a toke from my one-hitter. I mean, why do the cup holders in cars not know how to hold a Bacardi Breezer right? Why is that? | |
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| Here's Heather Morris (that's Brittany on Glee if you can't be bothered with government names) with one of Chris Brown's greatest hits playing on her left eye during a " Bruised Barbie " photo shoot for photographer Tyler Shields . Even though this mess looks like stills from the Disney Channel's remake of The Burning Bed , Tyler Shields swears on his bible of staged fuckery that this photo shoot is not sprinkling bits of glamour on top of domestic violence. Tyler tells E! : "In no way were we promoting domestic violence. We wanted to do a bruised-up Barbie shoot and that's exactly what we did!" A better response would've been: " We're promoting dumb fuck art not domestic violence. Duh. " Heather is dressed in 1950s housewife drag, but that doesn't mean shit! Heather obviously got that Ike Turner fist kiss on her eye after she hit her face on the ironing board leg while trying to dry hump it. Or maybe the tip of that iron popped her in the eyeball after she flinched when she tried to guzzle hot water out of its hole (?). Or after her assistant told her that she just signed up to do a photo shoot with the dude who is responsible for this , she punched herself in the face. Yeah, we're enabling photo shoots now. | |
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