The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Chelsea Handler Got Caught Doing The Bad Shit
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 26th!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
- Birthday Sluts
| Chelsea Handler Got Caught Doing The Bad Shit | Top |
| Yes, Chelsea Handler's nostrils look like they work most nights sucking up what's ever good and she's got the sweats that a bitch usually gets when the last line has been snorted up and her dealer isn't answering his main line, but that doesn't mean shit! But Page Six is still trying to say that Jennifer Aniston's tequila sister was kicked out of a men's room stall for nostril swallowing a little Lohan powder with some dude in gold shoes. Chelsea's piece Andre Balazs , who owns a bunch of hotels and shit, threw a party on a docked boat in NYC last week and she showed up early in the night. The source says that Chelsea guzzled down holy water (aka vodka on the rocks) when she got there, but as the night called for stronger shit, she disappeared down into the men's bathroom with a dude in gold shoes. A bouncer quickly caught them and made both of them do the walk of shame out of the bathroom. Chelsea's rep says she was never kicked out of the men's bathroom and this story is a fat line cut with LIES. Let's say this story is true and Chelsea was doing the Elvira Snort in that stall (she was totally doing the Elvira Snort in that stall), why would she get kicked out? Was is the point of fucking a hotel mogul if you can't do illegal shit at his parties? Chelsea should think about that the next time she does a line off his ass lips. And I guess when you don't have a mirror handy and the toilet seat hasn't been disinfected, a gold shoe is the next best thing to snort a line off of. | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 26th! | Top |
| Lost them huh? Then why you smell like lambchops, Bo Peep? - Sweetas Runners-up: And the unretouched Frances Bean photos emerge. - annobanano 2015 - Tired of sitting in her mansion eating chocolates and left over chihuahuas, Paris Hilton, determined to reinvent herself, launches her newest reality show: Paris - Woman Vs Wild - Swallows via Poorly Dressed | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
| Tucker Barnes of Fox 5 in Washington DC who pretty much got shit on during Hurricane Irene. During a live report from Ocean City, Maryland on Saturday night, Tucker was deep in some foam that looks like what comes out of Tommy Girl's hungry Scientolohole when he doesn't get peen for dinner. Tucker said he was told it was plankton mixed with salt and sand, and he also added that it wasn't actually agreeing with his palate. HA. Well, Tucker was wrong. That shit that got in his mouth was actual shit. Foamy shit. It turns out that foam was raw sewage mixed with cyanobacteria. If you recently took a caca in Ocean City, then you can smile knowing that Tucker probably ate some of your ass. But even though Tucker has the shittiest job in television, he's still smiling a shit-eating grin. If this whole " reporting live from ass foam" doesn't work for him, he definitely has a major career in professional felching. He'd be the slimiest felcher ever! via Gawker | |
| Birthday Sluts | Top |
| Robin Leach (70) Lea Michele (25) John Hensley (34) Carla Gugino (40) Meshell Ndegeocello (43) Frances Ruffelle (46) Rebecca De Mornay (49) Todd English (51) Mark Morris (54) Deborah Van Valkenburgh (59) Joel Schumacher (72) Elliot Gould (73) William Friedkin (76) Richard Attenborough (88) Michael Jackson (1958-2009) | |
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