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- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 30th!
- Open Post: Hosted By Spaz de la Huerta's Bell Bottoms
- Match Made In Foolery Hell
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| This might be because I've always got dick on the brain, but Hugh Jackmeoff's torso hair is shaped like a skinny peen with a mushroom head - Lainey Gossip Pimp Mama Kris is giving her daughter a touching wedding present by buying the sex tape that made her whole family famous - The Superficial This. Tape. Must. Leak. Now. - Towleroad Save our animals, especially Pamela Anderson's camel toe - Egotastic! Matt Damon is a GOOPophile - Celebitchy The beard wears a stache, and other pictures from Julianne Hough's hacked cell phone - Celebslam Kate Hudson's chichis brought to her by her growing fetus - Popsugar RiRi's vacation is never going to end - Hollywood Tuna Claudia Schiffer's got the whisper of brows - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather Dean Rainbow Sherbert is a husband (to a woman) again - Just Jared It's going to be a long few months watching Hilary Duff walk to and from her car every day - Popoholic Lies Young Outlawz told me - ICYDK The Glittery Gays and Girls of the Femme Fatale Tour do their own tribute to Our Lady of Cheetos - The Berry Soggy white buns provided by the Foo Fighters - The Daily What Things my dog needs - OMG Blog Every Hollywood ho but Lindsay Lohan is in that Pregnancy Day movie - I'm Not Obsessed Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are back together and look happier than ever (served in a bicycle basket full of sarcasm) - Moe Jackson The Who Are Yous of the VMAs- Hollywood Rag More like fugly ass heels of the VMAs - Cityrag William Shatner rides Craig Ferguson - SOW Breakfast at Dionne's - Crunk + Disorderly | |
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| Open Post: Hosted By Spaz de la Huerta's Bell Bottoms | Top |
| Cancel all your plans tonight (e.g. figuring out how to grow weed seeds on a Chia Pet and coming up with a way to ferment your tears), because you must take a field trip into the dark part of your closet. Because you're going to need to fish out your Dee Lite bell bottoms (they're next to your box of velvet chokers and right over your Doc Marten Mary Janes) now that the fashion icon of the halfway house Spaz de la Huerta has let it be known that fall is all about airing your ankles out. Just make sure to accessorize them with patent vagina shoes and permanent period face like Spaz haz! | |
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| Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan was already lying at the bottom of a mountain of pathetic desperation, the moronic duffel bag of clearance bin coke grabs a shovel and digs even further. While watching Chris Brown beat the stage at the VMAs, Blohan felt the urge to subtlety purge about her horniness for Urkel Turner by blowing him a Twatter wink: @ChrisBrown killed it. #MTVVMAs @chrisbrown wanna meet? All the used kitty litter Blohan snorts when she can't afford an 8-ball has eaten every bit of dignity she had left, because bitch doesn't even give a fuck anymore. Yes, most of us scream our faces off about how this dumb fuck needs to get some sense beaten into her, but I don't think this is what we had in mind. Speaking of that, Blohan is going to be extremely disappointed when she finds out that the kind of fisting she gets into is not the same kind of fisting Chris Brown gets into. | |
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