The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Eff The Police, Literally
- Shannen Doherty Is Totally Going To Be Queen At The Education Connection Prom
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
| Eff The Police, Literally | Top |
| One of the first things I did this morning (after weeping at the morning and praying to my traveling Rojo Caliente altar aka a Nike shoe box with a Hobbit sock doll in it) was paid tribute to my new favorite Mayor of HoShitville whose campaign slogan is: Yes I Can Get Hit From The Back On Top Of A Tower In Broad Daylight. So it only felt fitting to end the day with this New Mexico State Trooper who told a ho to raise her labia where he can see them before pulling out his baton and performing an internal investigation on the hood of her car with his uniform and belt still on! That sound of grease splatters you hear is Gerard Butler running his ass to Santa Fe to join the police department. A camera that was set up at Santa Fe County Ranch to catch taggers instead caught the officer reading a trick's chocha her rights with his peen. The Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office put the officer on leave while they investigate to see if he broke any laws. Three things: 1. I hope she got out of her speeding ticket, because that would be some wrong shit if he handed her one while she was cleaning her coochie with Handi Wipes. 2. Can't he just say that he had reason to believe she hid a dime bag up her cooze and he is so devoted to getting the bad shit off the streets that he performed a cavity search with his drug-sniffing dick? 3. Whatever happens, Officer McSlutty and his ho should be proud that they made a horny meerkat's (or whatever that is) day. via USA Today | |
| Shannen Doherty Is Totally Going To Be Queen At The Education Connection Prom | Top |
| In " A Check is a Check " news, FOREVER A-LIST SUPERSTAR Shannen Doherty is using her celebrity to support this nation's education system by getting her liberal arts degree at a Poison Ivy League (which is sort of like ivy league, but sexier) online university thanks to Education Connection. Brenda Walsh doesn't say in this mess, but if I sign up will I run into her in the cyber hallways, or get cyber drunk with her before the cyber prom, or cyber hold down that homewrecking whore slut Kelly Taylor while she cyber slaps her in the cyber mouth? Because that's a selling point. Better yet, Shannen should just dump this Education Connection mess and open an online West Bev High School. It'll be like Dungeons and Dragons for whores of the early 90s who can't let go. (Thanks Shamah) | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| This B- list model is not used to actually having to do anything for the money she is paid. Oh, not for modeling, but for being a girlfriend. See, our model previously was the girlfriend for an A list rapper and he only wanted her by his side to look pretty so people would think he liked women. She loved the role. He finally got tired of paying though so she moved on to another rapper who did not have as much money or fame, but it beat trying to audition for modeling jobs. The thing is though her latest guy is straight and expects way more from the model other than to look pretty. At this point she cannot stand the guy but has no other options. Plus, she thinks she can get a reality show out of this. ( CDAN ) Orange Carnation (aka Amber Rose ) and Wiz Khalifa ? But if she's a B- list model, then Lindsay Lohan is an A-list voice of reason. Although she works hard to present herself to the world as a wonderful person, this actress has a black streak a mile wide. She wants what she wants when she wants it, and she enjoys it even more if it hurts someone she dislikes. In this case, she is still pouring salt into the wound of the woman whose husband she stole. The woman has since moved on to a new relationship, but the actress just can't leave bad enough alone. She wants the woman's new beau to star with her in a movie. Considering that the beau is barely on anyone's radar as an actor, it's clearly a move designed by the actress to hurt the woman. BTW, although it would mean a big boost to his career, the beau will turn down the part out of loyalty to the woman. ( Blind Gossip ) Angie Jo, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux . No question mark needed since here's Exhibit: EVERYTHING . But importantly, why in clogged arteries hell do we need Salt 2: Saltier ?! This B/C list film actress from a series spent a summer as a young girl in Europe and allegedly had a baby from a fling there. She gave the baby to the father's family. Ever since making her money in Hollywood, she has sent financial assistance to the family, under the strict instruction that child not know who the money was from. ( BuzzFoto ) Teri Polo from Meet the Parents ? It's all I've got. What former just about A list tweener singer who now makes her living being a party girl wants new breasts. She already has fake ones but wants to go bigger, because as she said it, "Lets face it. My breasts are the only reason I get hired for anything and I need to find a guy before the rest of me goes." ( CDAN ) This is probably Noah Miley Cyrus, but I'm going to say it's Hoku , because every time the name Hoku is typed a tiny bubble dances across the wind in Hawaii. What former Housewife crashed a premiere party for another show and begged producers to put her on their show. ( CDAN ) I have no idea. But here's some pictures of the prostitution whore-ah herself Danielle Staub giving " The Grinch doing kabuki" face at yesterday's Basketball Wives L.A. premiere. I'm just posting this mess for no reason, because it's totally not related to the blind item above at all. | |
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