The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- One Of The Jonas Brothers Is Finally Going To Get His Cherry Popped
- My Stomach Just Fell Out Of My Ass
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| Kevin Jonas has announced that he is engaged to a man trying to pass as Haylie Duff his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa ! Dude is going to have a dick boner until his wedding night. Unless, this is " the gay " one. If that's the case, then his ass lips won't stop quivering until his wedding day, because he will finally a cover-up that will allow him to go frolic amongst the peens! People says that Kevin proposed to Danielle this morning at her house in New Jersey (DUH). Kevin said, "It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world. She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row. " 21-year-old Kevin and 22-year-old Danielle met two years ago in the Bahamas. Congrats to these two little lovebirds. Hopefully, Danielle can teach Kevin all about the importance of eyebrows. Kevin's virgin caterpillar brows desperately need to be " PLUCKED !" | |
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| And this time a double-sided dildo was not involved! You know, I'm not usually afraid of heights, but this video and the pictures from today's opening of " The Ledge " on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago practically made my knee caps crack themselves. The all-glass balconies are suspended 1,353 in the air on the 103rd floor. One ho said , " It's like walking on ice. " No, it's like walking to your death. It's only for kids, because they don't realize that it's real life. I feel sorry for the janitors, because think of all the pee pee, caca, vomit and internal organs they will have to clean up. | |
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