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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson On Social Media And His Favorite Tech [TCTV] Top
puopolo the rockIt's the eve of WrestleMania 28, and I got a chance to meet with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. What does that have to do with tech? Well, in the video interview, Johnson shares his thoughts on how social media has changed the game, what is his favorite tech and how he uses it to engage his fans. Johnson says he launched his Twitter account a little more than a year ago, and that it's "one of the greatest things" he's ever done, because it gives him a way to connect directly to fans.
 
The 'So What' Of The Quantified Self Top
so whatAssuming that each of us has a picture of the "real world superhero" we want to become someday, then the optimal way to level up and reach that goal begins with the ability to measure and score our lives. Thankfully, new technologies in mainstream gadgets like iPhones and the Nike+ enable this kind of measurement, and are fueling the so-called Quantified Self movement, starting with the continuous tracking of various aspects of our physical bodies. Using sensors in our smartphones and other wearable devices, we can chart how many calories we burn, our body fat percentage, how many steps we take in a day, how long we sleep — even how many hours a week we spend commuting or sitting at a desk. Soon we'll be able to access the same kind of statistics on our digital selves: Social reach and influence; tastes and preferences; achievements; credibility and reputation; habits; expertise.
 
Tired Of Straight Tech News? Check Out Techcrunch.com/Drama Top
tc-dramaWe know that many of you visit TechCrunch on the regular for a hearty dose of startup coverage, general tech news and opinionated coverage of the tech zeitgeist. But we also know that the trainwreck posting on our hirings and firings, Aol spats, tech gossip and quibbles between staff is what really gets your fingers clicking and blood boiling. I mean, it's like a car accident, you can't help but stare.
 
Gillmor Gang: Daddy, What's Microsoft? Top
Gillmor Gang test patternThe Gillmor Gang — Robert Scoble, John Taschek, Rob La Gesse, Kevin Marks, and Steve Gillmor — rode out of Dodge and straight into an ambush. Well, no, but in service of the OverAggregator Lord here are our talking points: Microsoft trembles at the alter of irrelevance, Google doesn't get TV but may sneak into the tablet market by giving them away, and HTML5 still can't get a date. I snuck in the usual mentions of Mad Men and push notification, the first a reference to the return of the mesmerizing prequel to Seinfeld, and the second the technology that ensures that you don't have to watch the stream all day to stay up with what's going on. Combining delayed gratification theatre with premature notification will produce the next big hit of the iPad Age.
 
So Long, And Thanks For All The Quantum Research Top
dodoI'd like to be an optimist, like Matt Burns. I really would. Like Research In Motion itself, I was born and raised in Waterloo, Ontario. Like its former co-CEO Mike Lazaridis, I studied electrical engineering at the University of Waterloo. I've seen RIM transform my home town over the years, giving it new parks, new buildings, huge bequests for the university, and the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics. I'd love to see it survive its current dire straits and somehow thrive. But I just can't see it happening. I guess it's still just barely possible to maintain optimism. This was the first quarter since their rise that they've reported a loss; they can still spin that into a Rocky-esque down-but-not-out narrative, as long as they rearrange a few deck chairs. But as Paul Graham recently pointed out, "revenue is a lagging indicator in the technology business." Revenue down 25% year-over-year, for a tech company of RIM's size, in one of the hottest markets in the world? That's not a setback, that's a catastrophe.
 
(Founder Stories) Kayak.com's Paul English: On Hiring Athletes, Design Simplicity & Angel Investing [TCTV] Top
Kayak Video 2 Out.movIn part II of his Founder Stories interview with host Chris Dixon, Kayak.com's co-founder Paul English discusses why job applicants will be hard pressed to find job postings on Kayak.com, relays the lessons he learned from Kayak's mobile app and tells Dixon the traits founding teams need to possess in order to impress him as an angel investor.
 
Is Technology A Zero-Sum Game? Top
pacmanIn last week's Get Rich or Die Trying article, I mentioned that "tech is a zero-sum, winner takes all game".  A reader objected, arguing: "I think that may be an inappropriate use of the term 'zero-sum' - one company's increase in profits (or revenue) does not mean a competitor must see declining profits (or revenue)". History suggests that Jack Welch's philosophy that "a company should be #1 or #2 in a particular industry or else leave it completely" is even more applicable to the tech industry, where the top player can build a sustainable and ever-growing business but everyone else is practically better off getting out.
 
Why Google Might Be Going to $0 Top
googleKen Lang could perform miracles. In 1990 we would head off to a bar near where we were going to graduate school for computer science, and we would bring a Go board. Then we would drink and play Go for five hours. At the end of the five hours, after a grueling battle over the board, I remember this one time when magically Ken would show up with two girls who were actually willing to sit down and hang out with two guys who had a GO BOARD in front of them. How did Ken do that? Fast forward: 1991, CMU asks me to leave graduate school, citing lack of maturity. The professor who threw me out still occasionally calls me up asking me when I'm going to be mature enough.
 
Here Are The Women of Y Combinator And They Are Awesome Top
Olga-VidishevaI would normally rather have a root canal instead of write about the issue of women in technology. I just find most essays on this really tedious and obvious. (Sorry Alexia.) But I do want to point one thing out. When I went to my first Y Combinator Demo Day three years ago, there was one woman. At this week's Demo Day, there were six companies with one or all female founders among the 66 startups in the class. I'm going to keep this post simple. No complaining. Less navel gazing. Just more role models. So here are the women of Y Combinator and they are awesome:
 
Hallmark Greets Digital, Acquires SpiritClips To Let You Send Photo/Video E-Cards Top
Hallmark SpiritClipsPhotos and video can be even more personal than a handwritten card. That's why Hallmark has just acquired SpiritClips, an online video production and streaming service that also makes personalized digital e-cards. It looks like Hallmark customers will soon be able to create and send e-cards by uploading their own photos or choosing from video content created by SpiritClips. Hallmark already has its own line of animated video e-cards, but they're not very personalized. As more of our intimate connections happen online, the SpiritClips acquisition will let Hallmark stay relevant rather than living off its dead-tree printing business.
 
"Girls Around Me" Creeper App Just Might Get People To Pay Attention To Privacy Settings Top
girlsaroundme1Cult of Mac has a great write-up of an app for iOS called Girls Around Me, which essentially displays check-ins and public profiles of girls around you. With a little shift in context it could easily be confused for a hot new startup (discoverability meets speed dating!), but no, it really is just a way for guys to creep on nearby girls who have failed to lock down their info. It's sad, but maybe something like this is what people need to shock them into understanding just how much information they put online.
 
Groupon's Profit In 2011 Was Actually $22.6 Million Less Than They Previously Said Top
groupon_logoDaily deals site Groupon today issued a pretty significant revision of the financial results it previously reported for the fourth quarter and the full year of 2011. According to the company, it actually made $14.3 million less in revenue during the fourth quarter of 2011 than it previously reported -- $492.2 million, compared to the previously stated $506.5 million. It also spent more in operating expenses than it previously said it did -- resulting in its Q4 operating income and net income being $30 million and $22.6 million less, respectively, than the company initially said it was.
 
Evinar – A Google Hangouts For Facebook That Broadcasts Anything (Except The Audience) Top
Evinar ScreenshotWith Evinar, you can't bring audience members onto a live streaming stage with you, but you can broadcast anything else. Evinar is a new Facebook Page app launching today via TechCrunch that lets you stream to a live audience nearly nearly any type of content, including YouTube, Ustream, Hulu, Facebook photos, Flickr, SlideShare, tweets, or uploaded text and images. Evinar definitely lacks interactivity. You can't collaborate or video chat with the first 10 viewers like on Hangouts, or pipe in the webcam streams of any audience member like promising startup OnTheAir. Plus you can't stream your own webcam directly. Still, web celebs and thought leaders could use Evinar to connect with their fans in more ways than a standard video stream.
 
Ultra Disappointment? Nah, Ultrabooks Are Just Getting Started Top
ultrabooksThis year was supposed to be the year of the Ultrabook. It was supposed to be the year where svelte notebooks became standard. It was supposed to be the year that Intel's latest ultra-mobile platform gave Windows PC makers something to celebrate. But that's not happening. At least not yet. And that shouldn't come as a surprise.
 
Twitter Takes Tweetdeck Offline After Apparent Bug Opens Up Access To "Hundreds" Of Accounts [Back Now] Top
tweetdeck_avatar_2_reasonably_smallTwitter has taken its Tweetdeck app offline after an apparent bug has possibly given some Tweetdeck users access to others' accounts. A Tweetdeck user in Sydney, Australia, Geoff Evanson, says he discovered today he was somehow able to access hundreds of other accounts through Tweetdeck. Twitter quickly responded to the situation by shutting off access to Tweetdeck entirely, claiming the need to "look into an issue."
 
Gillmor Gang Live 03.30.12 (TCTV) Top
Gillmor Gang test patternGillmor Gang - Robert Scoble, John Taschek, Kevin Marks, Rob La Gesse, and Steve Gillmor. Recording has concluded.
 
Inside Best Buy: An Anonymous Store Manager Speaks About Recent Changes Top
bestbuyFrom the outside, we early adopters see Best Buy as a dinosaur in a dying world. The company recently announced the closing of 50 stores in the U.S. and 400 layoffs, mostly in corporate. It would be easy to say "Good riddance" and ignore the slow decline of bricks and mortar, but I wanted to speak to someone inside the company. I got a hold of a manager who wished to remain anonymous and was considered a solid and dedicated employee. I asked him what it's like inside his store right now. "Basically what's going on is that we got to work and heard about the 50 store closings and we started wondering about job security. Immediately my reaction was 'Oh, crap, what am I going to do?'" he said.
 
Is There Money To Be Made In The DIY Sentry Gun Open Source Scene? Yes. Top
Sentry_Eugene_01It's hard to forget that scene in the Graduate when the young, confused Benjamin is approached by a family friend who tells him the future in two words: sentry guns. Now you, too, can enter this lucrative world with Project Sentry, an open source tracking sentry gun system that uses a webcam to scan the scene and take down your prey.
 
Amazon's Appstore Generates More Revenue Per Daily User Than Google Play Top
Revenue Comparison - iOS vs Amzn vs Android-resized-600According to new data released today by mobile analytics firm Flurry, Amazon's Appstore for Android is generating more revenue per daily user than the Google Android Market, which was recently rebranded as the Google Play store. That shouldn't be surprising, given that Amazon vets apps for quality, runs promotions to entice users to return daily, and perhaps most importantly, is able to leverage its established user base of Amazon account holders who already have credit card information on file - perfect for one-click checkouts.
 
Keen On… Chad Mureta: How Apps Can Change Your Life [TCTV] Top
MuretaBack in 2009, Chad Mureta was an 18-hour a day real estate salesman living from one paycheck to the next. Driving home after a basketball game one evening, he hit a deer, flipped his truck over four times, mangled his arm and almost killed himself. Then, recovering in his hospital bed, Mureta - who knew nothing about technology or the Internet - was introduced to the app economy by a friend who gave him a newspaper article about how apps can generate significant revenue. When he got out of the hospital, Mureta borrowed $1,800 from his stepfather, built an app called Fingerprint Security Pro which eventually generated $800,000 in revenue. Mureta is now an app entrepreneur and, in good Tim Ferris style, travels around the world as a member of what he calls "the new rich".
 

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'Kicking Out Breast Cancer' at the Auto Show
WEEK News 25 Central Illinois Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:56 PM PDT
PEORIA, Ill. -- Some visitors to the Auto Show took part in Ford's 'Kicking Our Breast Cancer' promotion simply by participating in a demonstration.

Venezuelan leader returning to Cuba for treatment
Laredo Morning Times Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:55 PM PDT
CARACAS, Venezuela â€" President Hugo Chavez says he's returning to Cuba for another round of cancer treatment.

Taylor Swift's date for ACM Awards hospitalized
The Washington Times Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:54 PM PDT
NASHVILLE, TENN. (AP) - The New Jersey teen who is fighting cancer and scored a date with Taylor Swift to The Academy of Country Music Awards is back in the hospital and won't make the show. A Facebook post says 18-year-old Kevin McGuire was admitted to the hospital Friday night and ...

Taylor Swift's date for country music awards hospitalized
CTV.ca Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:51 PM PDT
The New Jersey teen who is fighting cancer and scored a date with Taylor Swift to The Academy of Country Music Awards is back in the hospital and won't make the show.

Swift's Date For ACM Awards Hospitalized
My9 WWOR-TV New Jersey Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:44 PM PDT
The New Jersey teen who is fighting cancer and scored a date with Taylor Swift to The Academy of Country Music Awards is back in the hospital and won't make the show.

Firefighters Raise $13,000 for St Baldrick’s
Oswego County Today Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:40 PM PDT
On March 22 the Oswego Firefighters participated in the annual St Baldrick's Day event at the SUNY Oswego Campus Center. As a team they were able to raise more than $13,300 in donations to shave their heads, which will go towards the fight against childhood cancer. Continue reading â†'

Marple Newtown High students offer hope to those with cancer
Marple Newtown County Press Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:38 PM PDT
Marple Newtown High School Interact Club recently held the American Cancer Society Daffodil Days to give hope to people facing cancer and save lives by supporting the program. The Daffodil Days program is a chance to fight back against cancer by raising funds and awareness to help beat the disease. While the Daffodil Days program involves offering daffodils every spring to donors in appreciation ...

The War on Women
Flathead Beacon Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:35 PM PDT
Women are an endangered species under Republican legislators and governors. We no longer have the right to control our own bodies. We cannot decide for ourselves whether to limit the size of our families through contraception. We are having obstacles put in our way when we want to terminate a pregnancy because of rape or incest. It is harder to be screened for cervical cancer, have a mammogram ...

New Jersey teen with cancer too ill for awards show date with Taylor Swift
Pocono Record Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:35 PM PDT
SOMERDALE, N.J. -- A New Jersey teen undergoing treatment for leukemia is unable to attend the Academy of Country Music Awards as Taylor Swift's date, the country-pop star confirmed Saturday.

Oxygen in Tumours Predicts Prostate Cancer Recurrence
Newswise Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:34 PM PDT
Low oxygen levels in tumors can be used to predict cancer recurrence in men with intermediate-risk prostate cancer even before they receive radiation therapy.




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Did Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum Almost Call Obama the N-Word? [VIDEO]
Vibe Magazine Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:07 PM PDT
You be the judge. Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum almost call Obama the N-word? “We know the candidate Barack Obama, what he was like â€" the anti-war government nnn… America was a source for division around the world, that what we were doing was wrong,” Santorum said. ?? VIBE.COM

Romney pivots to fall, doubts linger in GOP right
Associated Press via Yahoo! News Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:07 PM PDT
Appearing ever-more confident in Wisconsin's primary, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney focused entirely on Democratic President Barack Obama during a campaign trip through this upper Midwestern battleground that could effectively seal the nomination for him Tuesday.

First lady takes part in commissioning of cutter
San Diego 6 Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:02 PM PDT
ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) â€" First lady Michelle Obama was in Alameda Saturday morning as she took part in the commissioning ceremony of the Coast Guard cutter Stratton.

Santorum’s Days Numbered: Race is Now Between Romney and Obama
The Inquisitr Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:01 PM PDT
Mitt Romney has long been assumed the de facto Republican nominee to face incumbent president Obama in the upcoming 2012 elections. He’s leading in media coverage heading into Tuesday’s primary in Wisconsin, which seems to suggest two things: one, his status as “presumptive nominee” is for real, with both his leads in the polls and [...] Santorum’s Days Numbered: Race is Now Between Romney and ...

Kahne tops in qualifying at Martinsville
WZZM 13 Grand Rapids Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:01 PM PDT
The body of 16-year-old Dalton Gustinis has been recovered from Whitefish Lake. President Obama used his Saturday radio address to demand that Congress pass ...

NHL Game Summary - Boston at NY Islanders
WZZM 13 Grand Rapids Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:01 PM PDT
The body of 16-year-old Dalton Gustinis has been recovered from Whitefish Lake. President Obama used his Saturday radio address to demand that Congress pass ...

Boston inches closer to clinching division with win over Isles
WZZM 13 Grand Rapids Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:01 PM PDT
The body of 16-year-old Dalton Gustinis has been recovered from Whitefish Lake. President Obama used his Saturday radio address to demand that Congress pass ...

Court could dent US federal power in health case
AFP via Yahoo! News Sat, 31 Mar 2012 12:58 PM PDT
A rejection of President Barack Obama's health reform would mark a rare rebuke by a conservative Supreme Court eager to limit the powers of the US federal government, analysts say.

On Air Now
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ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) - First lady Michelle Obama was in Alameda Saturday morning as she took part in the commissioning ceremony of the Coast Guard cutter Stratton.

UPDATE: Body of missing 16-year-old recovered
WZZM 13 Grand Rapids Sat, 31 Mar 2012 12:45 PM PDT
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Tired Of Straight Tech News? Check Out Techcrunch.com/Drama Top
tc-drama1We know that many of you visit TechCrunch on the regular for a hearty dose of startup coverage, general tech news and opinionated coverage of the tech zeitgeist. But we also know that the trainwreck posting on our hirings and firings, Aol spats, tech gossip and quibbles between staff is what really gets your fingers clicking and blood boiling. I mean, it's like a car accident, you can't help but stare.
 
Gillmor Gang: Daddy, What's Microsoft? Top
Gillmor Gang test patternThe Gillmor Gang — Robert Scoble, John Taschek, Rob La Gesse, Kevin Marks, and Steve Gillmor — rode out of Dodge and straight into an ambush. Well, no, but in service of the OverAggregator Lord here are our talking points: Microsoft trembles at the alter of irrelevance, Google doesn't get TV but may sneak into the tablet market by giving them away, and HTML5 still can't get a date. I snuck in the usual mentions of Mad Men and push notification, the first a reference to the return of the mesmerizing prequel to Seinfeld, and the second the technology that ensures that you don't have to watch the stream all day to stay up with what's going on. Combining delayed gratification theatre with premature notification will produce the next big hit of the iPad Age.
 
So Long, And Thanks For All The Quantum Research Top
dodoI'd like to be an optimist, like Matt Burns. I really would. Like Research In Motion itself, I was born and raised in Waterloo, Ontario. Like its former co-CEO Mike Lazaridis, I studied electrical engineering at the University of Waterloo. I've seen RIM transform my home town over the years, giving it new parks, new buildings, huge bequests for the university, and the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics. I'd love to see it survive its current dire straits and somehow thrive. But I just can't see it happening. I guess it's still just barely possible to maintain optimism. This was the first quarter since their rise that they've reported a loss; they can still spin that into a Rocky-esque down-but-not-out narrative, as long as they rearrange a few deck chairs. But as Paul Graham recently pointed out, "revenue is a lagging indicator in the technology business." Revenue down 25% year-over-year, for a tech company of RIM's size, in one of the hottest markets in the world? That's not a setback, that's a catastrophe.
 
(Founder Stories) Kayak.com's Paul English: On Hiring Athletes, Design Simplicity & Angel Investing [TCTV] Top
Kayak Video 2 Out.movIn part II of his Founder Stories interview with host Chris Dixon, Kayak.com's co-founder Paul English discusses why job applicants will be hard pressed to find job postings on Kayak.com, relays the lessons he learned from Kayak's mobile app and tells Dixon the traits founding teams need to possess in order to impress him as an angel investor.
 
Is Technology A Zero-Sum Game? Top
pacmanIn last week's Get Rich or Die Trying article, I mentioned that "tech is a zero-sum, winner takes all game".  A reader objected, arguing: "I think that may be an inappropriate use of the term 'zero-sum' - one company's increase in profits (or revenue) does not mean a competitor must see declining profits (or revenue)". History suggests that Jack Welch's philosophy that "a company should be #1 or #2 in a particular industry or else leave it completely" is even more applicable to the tech industry, where the top player can build a sustainable and ever-growing business but everyone else is practically better off getting out.
 
Why Google Might Be Going to $0 Top
googleKen Lang could perform miracles. In 1990 we would head off to a bar near where we were going to graduate school for computer science, and we would bring a Go board. Then we would drink and play Go for five hours. At the end of the five hours, after a grueling battle over the board, I remember this one time when magically Ken would show up with two girls who were actually willing to sit down and hang out with two guys who had a GO BOARD in front of them. How did Ken do that? Fast forward: 1991, CMU asks me to leave graduate school, citing lack of maturity. The professor who threw me out still occasionally calls me up asking me when I'm going to be mature enough.
 
Here Are The Women of Y Combinator And They Are Awesome Top
Olga-VidishevaI would normally rather have a root canal instead of write about the issue of women in technology. I just find most essays on this really tedious and obvious. (Sorry Alexia.) But I do want to point one thing out. When I went to my first Y Combinator Demo Day three years ago, there was one woman. At this week's Demo Day, there were six companies with one or all female founders among the 66 startups in the class. I'm going to keep this post simple. No complaining. Less navel gazing. Just more role models. So here are the women of Y Combinator and they are awesome:
 
Hallmark Greets Digital, Acquires SpiritClips To Let You Send Photo/Video E-Cards Top
Hallmark SpiritClipsPhotos and video can be even more personal than a handwritten card. That's why Hallmark has just acquired SpiritClips, an online video production and streaming service that also makes personalized digital e-cards. It looks like Hallmark customers will soon be able to create and send e-cards by uploading their own photos or choosing from video content created by SpiritClips. Hallmark already has its own line of animated video e-cards, but they're not very personalized. As more of our intimate connections happen online, the SpiritClips acquisition will let Hallmark stay relevant rather than living off its dead-tree printing business.
 
"Girls Around Me" Creeper App Just Might Get People To Pay Attention To Privacy Settings Top
girlsaroundme1Cult of Mac has a great write-up of an app for iOS called Girls Around Me, which essentially displays check-ins and public profiles of girls around you. With a little shift in context it could easily be confused for a hot new startup (discoverability meets speed dating!), but no, it really is just a way for guys to creep on nearby girls who have failed to lock down their info. It's sad, but maybe something like this is what people need to shock them into understanding just how much information they put online.
 
Groupon's Profit In 2011 Was Actually $22.6 Million Less Than They Previously Said Top
groupon_logoDaily deals site Groupon today issued a pretty significant revision of the financial results it previously reported for the fourth quarter and the full year of 2011. According to the company, it actually made $14.3 million less in revenue during the fourth quarter of 2011 than it previously reported -- $492.2 million, compared to the previously stated $506.5 million. It also spent more in operating expenses than it previously said it did -- resulting in its Q4 operating income and net income being $30 million and $22.6 million less, respectively, than the company initially said it was.
 
Evinar – A Google Hangouts For Facebook That Broadcasts Anything (Except The Audience) Top
Evinar ScreenshotWith Evinar, you can't bring audience members onto a live streaming stage with you, but you can broadcast anything else. Evinar is a new Facebook Page app launching today via TechCrunch that lets you stream to a live audience nearly nearly any type of content, including YouTube, Ustream, Hulu, Facebook photos, Flickr, SlideShare, tweets, or uploaded text and images. Evinar definitely lacks interactivity. You can't collaborate or video chat with the first 10 viewers like on Hangouts, or pipe in the webcam streams of any audience member like promising startup OnTheAir. Plus you can't stream your own webcam directly. Still, web celebs and thought leaders could use Evinar to connect with their fans in more ways than a standard video stream.
 
Ultra Disappointment? Nah, Ultrabooks Are Just Getting Started Top
ultrabooksThis year was supposed to be the year of the Ultrabook. It was supposed to be the year where svelte notebooks became standard. It was supposed to be the year that Intel's latest ultra-mobile platform gave Windows PC makers something to celebrate. But that's not happening. At least not yet. And that shouldn't come as a surprise.
 
Twitter Takes Tweetdeck Offline After Apparent Bug Opens Up Access To "Hundreds" Of Accounts [Back Now] Top
tweetdeck_avatar_2_reasonably_smallTwitter has taken its Tweetdeck app offline after an apparent bug has possibly given some Tweetdeck users access to others' accounts. A Tweetdeck user in Sydney, Australia, Geoff Evanson, says he discovered today he was somehow able to access hundreds of other accounts through Tweetdeck. Twitter quickly responded to the situation by shutting off access to Tweetdeck entirely, claiming the need to "look into an issue."
 
Gillmor Gang Live 03.30.12 (TCTV) Top
Gillmor Gang test patternGillmor Gang - Robert Scoble, John Taschek, Kevin Marks, Rob La Gesse, and Steve Gillmor. Recording has concluded.
 
Inside Best Buy: An Anonymous Store Manager Speaks About Recent Changes Top
bestbuyFrom the outside, we early adopters see Best Buy as a dinosaur in a dying world. The company recently announced the closing of 50 stores in the U.S. and 400 layoffs, mostly in corporate. It would be easy to say "Good riddance" and ignore the slow decline of bricks and mortar, but I wanted to speak to someone inside the company. I got a hold of a manager who wished to remain anonymous and was considered a solid and dedicated employee. I asked him what it's like inside his store right now. "Basically what's going on is that we got to work and heard about the 50 store closings and we started wondering about job security. Immediately my reaction was 'Oh, crap, what am I going to do?'" he said.
 
Is There Money To Be Made In The DIY Sentry Gun Open Source Scene? Yes. Top
Sentry_Eugene_01It's hard to forget that scene in the Graduate when the young, confused Benjamin is approached by a family friend who tells him the future in two words: sentry guns. Now you, too, can enter this lucrative world with Project Sentry, an open source tracking sentry gun system that uses a webcam to scan the scene and take down your prey.
 
Amazon's Appstore Generates More Revenue Per Daily User Than Google Play Top
Revenue Comparison - iOS vs Amzn vs Android-resized-600According to new data released today by mobile analytics firm Flurry, Amazon's Appstore for Android is generating more revenue per daily user than the Google Android Market, which was recently rebranded as the Google Play store. That shouldn't be surprising, given that Amazon vets apps for quality, runs promotions to entice users to return daily, and perhaps most importantly, is able to leverage its established user base of Amazon account holders who already have credit card information on file - perfect for one-click checkouts.
 
Keen On… Chad Mureta: How Apps Can Change Your Life [TCTV] Top
MuretaBack in 2009, Chad Mureta was an 18-hour a day real estate salesman living from one paycheck to the next. Driving home after a basketball game one evening, he hit a deer, flipped his truck over four times, mangled his arm and almost killed himself. Then, recovering in his hospital bed, Mureta - who knew nothing about technology or the Internet - was introduced to the app economy by a friend who gave him a newspaper article about how apps can generate significant revenue. When he got out of the hospital, Mureta borrowed $1,800 from his stepfather, built an app called Fingerprint Security Pro which eventually generated $800,000 in revenue. Mureta is now an app entrepreneur and, in good Tim Ferris style, travels around the world as a member of what he calls "the new rich".
 
Second Prize Is A Set Of Steak Knives: MarGenius Is A Social Network For Networkers Top
Screen Shot 2012-03-30 at 1.32.35 PMSo you're in town to follow up on some weak leads and your boss says you've got to stay put for a few more days because there's an old lady out near Patton Road who is looking to buy and you call back and say you got to get back to HQ for some paperwork and your boss says "Make the most of it." The only thing that counts in this world, friend, is getting them to sign on the line which is dotted. Am I right? So you need some new leads, or at least some new people in your Rolodex. That's where marGenius comes in. You import your Google or Microsoft address book and calendar (don't worry, nobody else can see it) and it figures out if there are people you need to see and talk to near you, right in town there. Doesn't matter if the lady near Patton Road's crumb cake is from the store. You got four more new leads out of marGenius and you can give them a call or even schedule a meeting right from the app and ring a ding ding you're up on the big board again, at least for a while.
 
PayPal Teams Up With Gas Station Chain On A Payment App And Fuel Discounts Top
cumbyThere's no shortage of apps that help people find cheap gas these days, but apps that let you pay for it? And ones that give you a discount for doing it? Sign me up. The Boston Globe's Scott Kirsner reports that regional gas station/convenience store chain Cumberland Farms has done just that with their new SmartPay app, which in addition to letting users pay without leaving their seats, offers them a $.05 cent/gallon discount. Here's how it all goes down: once a driver signs in with a PayPal account, they can pull into a supported Cumberland Farms location and fire up the iOS/Android app or the mobile website. From there, the app uses the device's GPS to hone in on their gas station, though failing that users can also input the station number. After punching in their pump number, voila -- their gas charges are sent to PayPal, and users get an email receipt.
 

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The Morphing Of Lindsay Lohan's Face Top


From the makers of that nightmare-inducing Cheetos blooming (and wilting) morphing video is this anti-crack, anti-delusion, anti-White Oprah, anti-Restylane and anti-self tanner PSA where Lindsay Lohan's face goes from 0 to 60-years-old in 1 minute. This shit is like watching a train conducted by White Oprah slowly careen off the tracks before taking out a dump truck carrying broken meth pipes and crashing directly into an old dentures dispensary. This mess is creepy, it's fascinating and it's looking into a Faces of Meth kaleidoscope. They should really play this video in front of every child actor and tell them this could be their face on fame. And now, I have to cleanse my eyeballs over a pot of boiling holy water.

via Buzzfeed

 
Hot Slut Of The Day! Top


By popular demand and 4 days late, I bring you the new pride of Alberta (sorry, Nickelback, you had a good run) Robert Wilkinson who has been sweetly serenading the Internet and beyond ever since the video of him doing a spot-on Freddie Mercury impersonation in the back of a police car went viral. (Note: Dlisted does not condone driving drunk as shit, which is what this Canadian Idol was busted for. If you're too drunk to drive, please use your iPhone or borrow someone else's to find a sober designated driving trick on Craigslist who will gladly and safely drive you to your destination in exchange for some road head and a ball tickle. That's how responsible drunk sluts do it.)

If you're like me, then you're probably a little sad that you didn't win Mega Millions (Fuck you, Kansas! Fuck you, Illinois! Fuck you, Maryland!) and your dream of buying CNN to turn it into ACNN (The Anderson Cooper Nekkid Network) is dead. But look on the bright side, if you won that shit, you wouldn't be in front of your computer right now watching this slow clap-worthy performance for the 500th time. You'd be at your office, writing your resignation letter on a roll of toilet paper with your dirty asshole. See, there's a silver lining to being a broke and unlucky.

And when you're outside today and a tear drop-shaped piece of silver glitter lands on your cheek, know that's from Freddie Mercury crying tears of joys from heaven because his legacy is living on (and them some) in Alberta, Canada.

"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - the Pride of Alberta

via Everywhere (Thanks to everyone who sent this in)

 
Birthday Sluts Top

Christopher Walken (69)
Jessica Szohr (27)
Josh Saviano (36)
Ewan McGregor (41)
Samantha Brown (42)
Deborah Kara Unger (48)
Tony Cox (54)
Angus Young (57)
Al Gore (64)
Rhea Perlman (64)
Valerie Curtin (67)
Gabe Kaplan (67)
Richard Chamberlain (78)
Shirley Jones (78)

 
Evening Crumbs Top

Scenes from Jerry Lee Lewis' 7th wedding: You know it's forever love when the bride looks exactly like the groom in drag - Hollywood Rag

This is one of those times when I really wish I was Micaela Schaefer's father, so that I could clutch at my chest while saying, "Ich bin so stolz." - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Ben Affleck is back to sucking on fags - Celebitchy

My vote for Nora in the The Thin Man remake goes to Johnny Depp in drag - Lainey Gossip

The Empress of Lucite does it better. Always. - The Superficial

Stacy Keibler B.C. (Before Clooney) - Hollywood Tuna

A gay hating, cane-wiedling, batshit crazy granny ain't the one - Towleroad

Somewhere, somehow, someone is Photoshopping a peen over that hot sauce bottle - The Berry

Watching the workers put up that background was probably more exciting than watching Ashley Greene pose in front of it - Popoholic

Poke at me when there's a Rhythm Syndicate reunion - The Daily What Gossip

Beyonce can keep that tacky crib, I'll take the delivery dudes - Crunk + Disorderly

Halle Berry really wants you to see her engagement ring - Popsugar

Elton John wants his EVERYTHING (even the wig) back - ICYDK

The CGI Calista Gingrich looks more lifelike than the real life Calista Gingrich - OMG Blog

Shampoo: Ben Affleck finally discovered it - Just Jared

Obi-Wan Catnobi - Cityrag

The universe got stoned one night and somehow decided that Robbie Williams should be a father - I'm Not Obsessed

 
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Anne Hathaway Is Starving Herself For Les Miz Top

When Les Misérables the movie comes later this year and your soul really feels warmly touched by the intensely raw emotions coming off of Anne Hathaway, just know that her face isn't straining because death is slowly taking her as she worries about the future of her child. It's because the bitch is damn hongray! Bitch is a dreaming a dream that involves candy bars, a long five-course dinner at Outback and 7 minutes in Jessica Simpson's pantry.

The Mirror says that the powers-that-be told Anne Hathaway they need her to get down to Taylor Armstrong levels of malnourishment to pull off her (SPOILER ALERT) death bed scenes. Anne has only 20 days to lose a total of 16 pounds, taking her from a size 6 to a size 2. Every day, Anne wakes up, asks herself "WWLRE (What would LeAnn Rimes Eat?)" and nibbles on a couple of apples and a protein shake. Anne is working with a doctor who is monitoring her 500 calories-a-day diet. The source explains, "Anne is playing a destitute factory worker-come-lady of the night. Unfortunately, she only has 15 to 20 days to lose as much weight as possible – up to a stone-and-a-half – because she's been filming the scenes showing her fit and healthy, almost slightly chubby. It's not ideal but, as with any high-budget movie, there are strict time constraints. Anne knows the risk of such an extreme diet and will undergo weekly medicals to make sure everything is still functioning as it should do."

I'm pretty sure that I put 500 calories in my body just from gargling with bubble gum-flavored Act mouthwash (FOR KIDS!), so if I wanted to lose 16 pounds, I'd have to pull a Tami Roman by wiring my jaw shut and finding a way to belt those songs without opening my mouth. But we shouldn't feel sorry for Anne. Anne is getting paid millions of dollars to eat like a Posh for a couple of measly weeks. Insert starvingchildrenoftheworldnotamused.jpeg here.

 
Open Post: Hosted By The Boss Chugging A Beer Top

During a concert in Philadelphia the other night, Bruce Springsteen threw his 62-year-old ass into the crowd and touched the hands of the people before collapsing into one of the chairs. At around the 1:30 mark, one of Bruce's fans hands him a cup of the sweet nectar and he eventually empties it into his stomach bag. Like a boss, etc.... But you know, while watching this I hoped that the camera would pan to the fan who handed Bruce that cup and show us the face of Carrie from My Strange Addiction. Tip: Whenever somebody hands you a cup of something warm and golden, look to see if it's coming from Carrie so you know what your tongue is getting into.

via TMZ

 
From Selling McMuffins To Selling Her McMuffin Top

Selling Quarter Pounders is the gateway drug to selling poundings for a quarter (or a little more) is what one former ho is claiming. Shelley Lynn has filed a lawsuit against McDonald's in federal court claiming that Ronald McDonald and his company of pussy merchants led her to selling her Filet O'Fish at the Chicken Ranch in Nevada. Shelley claims that if she never worked at McDonald's in 1982, she never would've met her future pimp/husband and she never would've taken up to 12 peens a night in a brothel. 12 peens in a night may sound like a dream to some of you sluts out there (it also sounds like the beginning of the recipe for pink slime), but it wasn't one for Shelley.

The NYDN says that Shelley's road to peddling poon started when Keith Handley hired her to work behind the counter at a McDonald's in Arroyo Grande, CA in 1982. Shelley claims in her lawsuit that a little while after she mixed business with pleasure by dating Keith, he convinced one of his managers to fire her for some shit she didn't do. That left Shelley vulnerable and hard up for money to pay her bills. Shelley says that Keith continued to wrap her around his finger by buying her a house in Las Vegas in 1986.

Keith then pressured Shelley to get a job as a legal hooker at the Chicken Ranch so she'd earn enough money to pay him back for the house. Shelley gave in to Keith and thanks to her 12 dicks a night average she qickly became one of the tops hos at the Chicken Ranch. Shelley eventually married Keith in 1988 but they later split.

Shelley, who also names her ex-husband's company in the lawsuit, is suing McDonald's for failing "to conduct a due diligence into the moral character of Handley when it sold franchises to him." Shelley wants cash for lost wages, special damages, negligence punitive damages and for sex trafficking damages.

This bitch is BOLD as all hell and I'm lovin' it! Who ever connected the 5 Billion Served sign on her coochie to McDonald's is a genius. Sure, there's a few holes in her case, but I'm with her one hundred percent. Just look at Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald has a red fro, shoes from 6th Street, a creepy grin and a yellow-gloved pimp hand. Of course, he's in the coochie game. Poor Bridie is probably giving beak jobs in the back for a bag of McSeed.

I hope Shelley sues the white off of Ronald's face. And when she's done with that, can she please pass me her lawyer's business card. Because I worked for Disneyland one summer and there must be a way to blame them for me being a non-paid whore.

 
Once Again, There's Always A Blonde In The Back Saying It All With An Eye Roll Top

Your eyeballs can thank the blonde in the background for rolling her eyes so they don't have to. Give your eyeballs the day off, they deserve it.

Here's Xtina making sight balls do the wave while sitting courtside with her paid piece Matthew Rutever and Christina Milian at the Lakers game in L.A. last night. In all seriousness, Xtina usually looks like a Snooki and Hatchet Face drunk swirl, so besides the Count Chocula ass brows, the Hamburglar ass shirt, the Fritos Chili Cheese ass skin and the skid mark ass blush, she looks good! Did I miss anything?

 
Things That Will Exist: A Sequel To Twins Top

Ron Burgundy as Ron Burgundy announced on Conan a couple of nights ago that you will see more of Anchorman in the near future. This is a DO WANT sequel. Well, Hollywood always knows how to take the pucker out of your asshole, because now they're giving us a DO NOT WANT sequel. The Hollywood Reporter says that Universal is working on a sequel to 1988's Twins called Triplets (...ugh) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito and Eddie Murphy as their third brother. You can't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger Danny DeVito Eddie Murphy without A-P-R-I-L-P-H-O-O-L-S (yes, you can but just go with it). Unfortunately, this isn't a joke.

Ivan Rietman is the producer on Triplets and he's currently looking for a writer and director to bring this cinematic nightmare to life. Arnold, Danny and Eddie have all agreed to do this.

Arnold, Danny and Eddie each have enough money to build themselves 30,000 square foot mansions out of $100 bills, so they can't only be doing this for a check. Why are they doing this to us? Hollywood is splattering our eyes with this dirty diaper mess, but yet they haven't given us a sequel to Big Business called Bigger Business (starring Bette, Lily and Mo'Nique.) Or a sequel to Outrageous Fortune called Outrageouser Fortune? Triplets it not what I ordered! Take it back. I'd rather Alicia Silverstone bird-feed me January Jones' placenta than watch this mess.

 

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