The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The Photoshop Awards: Shakira's New Single Cover | Top |
| They tell me this is Shakira , but it looks more like something you get when you rub Brit Brit and Sasha Fierce together. Actually, I think when you rub those two together you get pork grease, condensed labia leche and bronzer. Shakira took a crash course in "How To Ho It Up To Sell Record s" and I'm all for it. If the video is anything like this single cover then I can't wait to see what the glittery gays of YouTube are going to do with it. They better have an ice pack on their nuts right now, because their tuck game will have to be on point. VIA ONTD | |
| Michael Jackson's Last Rehearsal | Top |
| AEG, the promoters for Michael Jackson' s show in London, have released this 1-minute rehearsal that was taken just two days before his death. In the video, MJ is doing his thing to the song " They Don't Care About Us " in full costume and with fans. FANS! It's not a Michael Jackson performance unless there's WIND involved. A lot of it. Also, there's more details on Michael's memorial and funeral. E! says he will be buried at Forest Lawn in the Hollywood Hills. The Jackson family says that there were never plans for a public viewing despite reports. A public memorial will be held at the Staples Center this Tuesday at 10 in the morning. They still don't know if the memorial will be broadcasted on TV or the internet. You know people are camping out right now! In fact, they should just close L.A. down completely, because it's going to be chaos upon chaos. My mom said that she's going to be sitting in traffic until September. I don't know how that's different from any other day, but okay.... | |
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