The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| "Fame Kills" Is Dead | Top |
| Lady CaCa and Gay Fish's " Fame Kills " tour has officially been be-headed and now it's running around the backyard looking for a mic to snatch. Live Nation announced that the show will not go on and they will refund all tickets. They didn't give a reason, but I'm guessing that there weren't enough dressing rooms in any of the venues to house both of their egos. Shit, this planet is barely big enough to hold both of their egos. They will both have to start renting storage space on other planets soon. But seriously, this is probably the result of yet another Kanye West hissy fit. He probably walked in on Lady CaCa in the middle of a tuck and took a good look at her erect hermie peen. This set him off, because we all know her dick is bigger than his. Kanye immediately starving waving his fins and shouting shit like, " WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BIG DICK AND I DON'T?! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE OFFER ME A BIG DICK?! I QUIT THIS BITCH! " That's exactly what happened. Source: Associated Press | |
| No, Jermaine, No | Top |
| Is it too soon for a reality talent show that is looking for a dancer that can move just like Michael Jackson? While we're all screaming " YES ," Jermaine Jackson is nodding his Max Headroom head " NO ," because he's going to judge one over in the UK. SANTO DIOS! Later this year, Jermaine will be the main judge on the BBC show Move Like Michael Jackson . The six-episode show will feature dancers who can moonwalk and crotch grab just like the King of Pop. The melting caramel square said in a statement, " Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines....AND I NEED A CHECK. " That last part was improv, just so you know. The most shocking thing about all of this is that Joe Jackson's hand is not anywhere near it. I sniffed the story thoroughly and didn't smell Blu-Ray dust or bull dog snot, so Joe is definitely not involved. And there's really no need for this reality show since we all know who has " Michael Jackson moves " like nobody else: | |
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