The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Open Post: Hosted By The Millionaire Matchmaker & Kim Zolciak |
| On the last episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta , Big Poppa was the latest ho to butt fuck the sanctity of marriage by asking Kim Zolciak to be his wife. Big Poppa gave her a giant ring he probably bought in the twilight hours from QVC. Well, that shit didn't last and now Kim is Big Poppa-less again! Since she's on the lookout for another sponsor to keep her eyelids decorated with the finest plastic tarantulas at The Dollar Tree, Kim had lunch with The Millionaire Matchmaker (aka Patti Stange r) at THE LOOK AT ME DINER in West Hollywood yesterday. You know, Patti is really picky when it comes to the hair of a gold digger, so I wonder what she had to say about the Barbie cemetery on Kim's head. By the way, if you take a loooong bong hit and squint your eyes, these two look like Rodney Dangerfield ( rip ) and Quentin Tarantino in drag. |
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