The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Betty White's SNL Promo! | Top |
| Above is a short promo for Betty White's big Saturday Night Live debut in a couple of weeks. Now, whoever is calling Betty a " cougar " on the internet needs to eat their fingers off! Betty is no cougar. Betty White shits on cougars. I'm sure there's a video on X-Tube about this if you don't believe me. Since we're on the subject of SNL , here's my favorite moment from last night starring Gabourey Sidibe and Andy Samberg . It probably tickled me the right way, because I was under the influence of frizzante and two McDonald's apple pies. And that's what it looks like when a Jonas Brother loses his virginity. A Jonas cherry totally has a voice like a baby unicorn. | |
| Thom Yorke & Kate Hudson?!!!!?!!!? | Top |
| Thom Yorke is notorious for throwing cuntified shade at celebrities who try to meet him. Thom will spit at your feet and put the curse of Noldor on your ass if you so much as try to shake his little hand. So how in the name of fuck did Kate Hudson manage to get " comfy " with him at Coachella last weekend? This is some wrong shit. Some witness-type tells the NYDN that at the Ace Hotel in Palm Springs, Kate Hudson and Thom Yorke were snuggling together. Maybe the witness ate the wrong kind of peyote and mistook two garden gnomes for Kate and Thom, because this doesn't make any sense. Thom sort of looks like an excommunicated Hobbit who gnaws on lizard tails and scares the village children, and Kate is pretty much the spitting image of Dopey , but that doesn't mean they belong together. In this case, two dwarves do not make a right. Hopefully, Kate just caught Thom in a vulnerable state (aka stoned and dozed off). Because I'd like to think Thom Yorke would normally bark at Kate until she ran back to her tree hole. | |
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