The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| The blind item about a celebrity coming out on the cover of People Magazine on Wednesday has apparently been solved. Put your magnifying glass down, Detective La Toya. Gawker , Queerty and TMZ are all pointing their fingers at country singer Chely Wright. Or as 99% of the population know her as, WHO???!!!? Seriously, they could've at least given us Kenny Chesney ! Chely's publicist is Howard Bragman and she has a book, Like Me: Confessions of a Heartland Country Singer , and an album, Lifted Off the Ground , coming out on Thursday, so it all makes sense that she will be the one declaring her love for vagina on the cover of People this week. And nothing gets you noticed like a bunch of conservative country fans asking Walmart to ban your CD because you've got " tha lesbiansessual sicks. " Although, I don't even know if they're going to care. I wonder what the headline will be for Chely's People Magazine cover. I hope it's one of these four: 1. Chely Wright (Google her, you dumb fuck!) is a lesbian! 2. Chely Wright (Yeah, we don't know either) is a lesbian! 3. Chely Write says: " I'm Gay! " Mariah Carey's response is: " I don't know her " 4. Harpo, who dis woman? Anyways, congratulations to Chely for sharing her gayelleness with the world, even thought it is a publicity stunt. If you have a big announcement to make and have more than 50 Twitter followers, hit up People magazine because they will probably give you the cover. | |
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| Lance Orton , the NYC T-shirt street vendor who SAVED THE CITY! Or something like that. By now I'm sure you've heard all about the sequel to The Hurt Locker taking place in NYC last night. Shit might have become a disaster if it wasn't for Lance Orton, the Vietnam vet and T-shirt seller, who first told police about a smoking Nissan Pathfinder near his stand. Most hos walking by probably brushed the smoking SUV away, because they figured two stoners were just hot boxin' again. But Lance immediately alerted a mounted police officer about the SUV. After the officer smelled gunpowder, Times Square was shut down, and Jeremy Renner was brought in to diffuse the situation. Early this morning, reporters tried to interview Lance, but he threw all of them shade. Lance refused to talk to them, because he said the media will twist his words around. He only said, "If you see something, say something. " Because I mostly write about attention whores who would give up their pancreas for a blurb in Life & Style magazine I sometimes forget that real people who could give a fuck about stupid shit like fame actually exist! Viva Lance! ( Image via Fox News Live Shots ) | |
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