The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Somebody Paid $750 For This | Top |
| Lady Caca originally wrote " Telephone " for Our Lady of Cheetos , but she passed on it because her camp decided it would be weird for her to be singing about telephones when she can't even use one without getting written permission from her Daddy Spears first. Good move. But before Brit Brit call blocked " Telephone ", she recorded a demo. Apparently, someone bought the demo for $750 from iLeaks. There's a little debate as to whether this real. Even T-Pain is making the sign of the cross at this auto-tuned mess, so it could really be anyone. It could be Brit Brit, R2D2, a robot dog meowing into a fan, Lady Caca's peen while suffering from laryngitis or the dude on my computer who tells me when a file is " finished downloading. " Probably the latter. But the real story here is who in the hell paid $750 for THIS?! They could have bought Brit a priest to exorcise the beast on top of her head, a custom made Cheeto bra or a day supply of Frapps. Although, I should really go sit in the corner with the bitch who bought this, because I'm currently looking at a pair of autographed lucite heels from Shauna Sand that I got on eBay for the price of a round of cocktails. But in my defense, I had to buy those exquisite lucite heels since it's part of my religion. | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for April 30th! | Top |
| Excuse me, Miss. I seem to have lost my self-respect. Maybe it's the same place you left your shoes at. We could look together. - angel_i Runners-up: Bobby Brown finally sees some crack he doesn't like. - jazzfish_77 Nobody wants to tap that keg. - Sweetas You know what's hot bitches? Showing up to your 20 year reunion and you still fit in your high school jeans. - madam s. via Oh Hell Nawl | |
| Hot Sluts Of The Day! | Top |
| The Barnstable Twins Patricia (the ravishing Chipette on the left) and Cyb Barnstable are not only stunning specimens who could give any scarecrow a boner, but they are also actresses and philanthropists. They were Doublemint Twins before going on to star in the science fiction shit show spectacular that is Quark . They both played Betty on that mess. Behold: They haven't changed one bit, right? Well, except for Patricia's nut-tastic cheeks. Now about those cheeks. Patricia lives to help others, so she's storing nuts in those cheeks for all the disabled chipmunks out there who cannot. So don't call her vain or delusional, call her A SAINT to the woodland creatures of the forest. In addition to helping chipmunks, Patricia and Cyb also throw the Barnstable Brown Gala the night before the Kentucky Derby. The gala raises money for diabetes. They are like Mother Theresa's answer to the Landers Sisters. | |
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