The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Leslie Nielsen Has Passed Away | Top |
| And now we're living in a world without Det. Lt. Frank Drebin, Lucas Hollingsworth, Dr. Rumack, Mr. Magoo and Commander J.J. Adams! We all have the sads now, because legendary actor Leslie Nielsen has floated off to heaven at the age of 84. Leslie's family confirmed to The National Post that he died today of complications from pneumonia at a big building with patients in it near his home in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Leslie's family released this statement: Today at 5:30 with his friends and his wife by his side, he just fell asleep and passed away. In lieu of flowers, the family requests donations in his name to the charity of your choice. Rest in peace, Leslie... Now you're up in heaven where the angels will never call you Shirley or Surely. Or maybe they will call you Shirley just to fuck with you. Thanks for the laughs and for this: And this: | |
| Otters Are Not The One | Top |
| Usually when a young dude is high-pitched hollerin' from getting bit in the ass by an otter , it's a scream of ecstasy. But that is not the case here. 19-year-old William Gibbons was filming an actual otter near his house in Boca Raton, FL and the slippery bitch was not having any of it. The Sean Penn of otters did not appreciate William getting in his life like that so he ran onto the grass and attacked that trick. Ever wanted to hear what David Beckham sounds like when he gets his asshole waxed? Well, click play and William will demonstrate for you. That's also the same bitch scream I make when the peen slips out and pokes my taint on accident. And if you prefer your footage raw, here's the full-length version: via TDW | |
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