The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Fishy Shakes That Thang | Top |
| I'm not sure what thang Fishy's hollerin' about, but here she is shaking it in a clip from Country Strong that you can use as an excuse when the bartender at the Howard Johnson bar tries to cut you off later on tonight. " " But I just watched Gwyneth Paltrow shake that thing."Take the whole bottle. " You know, even though Fishy dances like a lame funky chicken with a broken neck, it's not THAT terrible. Okay, it's that terrible. And since we're already nibbling on the terrible shit Fishy's serving up, here's a quote from her upcoming cookbook : "I can still hear [my father] over my shoulder, heckling me, telling me to be careful with my knife, moaning with pleasure over a bite of something in the way only a Jew from Long Island can, his shoulders doing most of the talking." How do you flip someone off with your shoulders, because mine are trying to do that. And we might as well go FULL TERRIBLE. Here's another quote. "When I was growing up, the tomato soup I had was Campbell's, and how I love it to this day. "This is how my mother and I remember it, anyway. Bizarrely, my father and brother always fought us on the validity of this story, as if one would hide serving canned soup for dinner ... anyway, I boringly digress." And that just makes me want to bang my head against a Campbell's soup can until one of us is bleeding. via Eater (Thanks Meredith) | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Some poor My Little Pony's got a cold asshole all because Xtina decided she wanted to wear its pink tail in her hair - Lainey Gossip Is that Ian Bernardo snatching the attention away from Demi Lovato's tits? - The Superficial Taylor Momsen had me at the lucite heel so I can't fully hate this - Hollywood Tuna The Caca who stole Christmas - Towleroad Deborah Ann Woll is nipple-shy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Lorena Bobbitt must be proud - NYC Barstool Sports Xenu, please - Celebitchy Pussy (and dog) bombs - The Berry Sofia Vergara has always had exquisite tastes in bikinis - ICYDK Zachary Quinto in his chonies. That is all. - Just Jared A star is born in Russia - OMG Blog And Megan Fox is totally making that bottle of Smart Water even smarter just by holding it - Popoholic Jakey Gyllenhaal just eating a sandwich by his lonesome - Popsugar Doogie Howser goes after Victor Newman - I'm Not Obsessed Simon Cowell giving his delectable fur titties some air - Holy Moly! Paz Vega still exists! - Hollywood Rag Diddy's words of wisdom - Cityrag | |
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