The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| Jaden Smith better whip his hair over to the sidelines, because Sophie B. Hawkins is totally starring in the next Karate Kid movie - Go Fug Yourself Christian Bale might get something new to throw during one of his epic meltdowns - Lainey Gossip KIDS TODAY! In my teen days, girls were getting knocked up so they could stay home and watch their stories (a valid reason). But today, girls are getting knocked up so they could end up on the stories. - The Superficial One of Marie Osmond's dolls is cold, naked and missing her dress - Hollywood Tuna Christmas dies a slow, sad death in Richmond, VA - Towleroad RiRi and her ho shit poses in GQ (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Another one bites the dust: The marriage of Jim Carrey's daughter is over after one year - Celebitchy Katy Perry t raded latex in for lace - Popoholic There's a really good chance that David from Color Splash painted those jeans onto Amber Rose - Just Jared Who is the alien next to Nicky Hilton ? - Popsugar Newt Gingrich's wife is really hot in a " zapping your soul into a million pieces with her laser beam eyes" sort of way - OMG Blog This would've been absolutely perfect if Kelly Bundy did the Bundy Bounce at the end - ICYDK Ashanti looking like she just rolled through one of Beyonce's stoop sales - Necole Bitchie Jessica Simpson's fashion line has grossed more than Phoebe Price's line of headbands? The world isn't right. - I'm Not Obsessed The Shaggy CaCa - Cityrag Alan Cumming wearing pants from Tommy Girl's line of big boy trousers - Holy Moly! Betsey Johnson wins - Hollywood Rag | |
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| Kim Kardashian has pushed Gabriel Aubry's peen out of her life and is no longer interested in riding his ride. Life & Style says that Kim is the one who canceled the contract dumped Gabriel onto the overflowing heap filled with her ex-pieces. Cut to Halle Berry doing the " CLEANSED OF THE SKANK " happy dance: A source who I'm sure is not named Kris Kardashian says that Gabriel's hard-on just wasn't in the right place. Kim is the Snow White of fame fuckers whose heart flutters for genuine love while Gabriel was just grabbing onto the caboose of the Fame Whore Express and expecting a free ride to the spotlight. The source said it like this, "Kim feels like Gabriel was just using her for her fame. [Gabriel] is older than what Kim is looking for. So she's decided to stop seeing him." If you slipped that source's quote into Babel Fish and translated it into Kardashianese, it would read: THE BITCH AIN'T GOT NO MONEY. But don't cry for Kim, because her ESPY Award winning cooch is already dribbling on a new athlete dick. Specifically, the athlete dick belonging to 25-year-old Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets: The same source says that Kim and Kris have gone out a few times and things are just casual for now. Well, I guess Kim is getting fucked by two Krises now. NO! It was too easy. But seriously, things are going to get really awkward when Kim screams " KRIS! KRIS! KRIS " while Hump Hump Humphries is hitting it from the back and her mother runs into the room. Actually, maybe it won't. I've seen the show. Mama Kris will just reposition the camera on the tripod and see herself out. | |
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