The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 23rd!
- It's The Muppets Trailer!
- Lindsay Lohan Wants To Star In The Remake Of Carrie
- Open Post: Hosted By A Stupid Reporter
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 23rd! | Top |
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| It's The Muppets Trailer! | Top |
| If you went to see Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Care Bears (Why isn't that a real movie?) this weekend then you it's more than likely that you watched the sneaky teaser trailer for the new Muppets movie. The trailer starts off as looking like another horribly shitty romantic comedy called Green With Envy that should star Kate Hudson and Ashton Kutcher instead (headline from the future: Kate Hudson and Ashton Kutcher sign on to Green with Envy) but then it gets hijacked by Muppets. It's a little too soon to know how I truly feel about this, but my first comment is: Why does Miss Piggy have bangs again?! I prefer my Miss Piggy bang-less. Oh, well. Bitch probably got sick of Xtina stealing her look so she decided to do something different. Xtina will undoubtedly have bangs again next week. via Coming Soon | |
| Lindsay Lohan Wants To Star In The Remake Of Carrie | Top |
| Judging by the picture above, the only role Lindsay Lohan can pull off in the remake of a Stephen King movie is the Gypsy father in Thinner , but that's not what she thinks. That's also not what Stephen King thinks either. Stephen made a bad decision when he said (or joked) that the idea of Lindsay Lohan as Carrie is making him go hmmmmm. Entertainment Weekly asked Stephen about MGM's plans for a Carrie remake and he said this: "I've heard rumblings about a Carrie remake, as I have about The Stand and It. Who knows if it will happen? The real question is why, when the original was so good? I mean, not Casablanca, or anything, but a really good horror-suspense film, much better than the book. Piper Laurie really got her teeth into the bad-mom thing. Although Lindsay Lohan as Carrie White… hmmm. It would certainly be fun to cast. I guess I could get behind it if they turned the project over to one of the Davids: Lynch or Cronenberg." Since White Oprah and Lindsay Lohan dress up as Carrie every Friday night to pour a bucket of pig's blood (aka Bloody Marys) into their mouth holes, she thinks she's perfect for this. A source tells TMZ that LiLo is " stoked " and used the word " epic " to describe the possibility of working with Stephen King. Both Lindsay Lohan and Stephen King are forgetting one little important piece of information: CARRIE IS IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! If in the remake, Carrie has that Benjamin Button's shit, then Lindsay Lohan would be perfect. She would also be perfect if MGM plans to meld Carrie with Strangers with Candy . Strangers with Carrie , now that's some shit I want to see. Here's LiLo working her natural beauty in a photo shoot in Miami and later sunning her natural beauty by the pool. | |
| Open Post: Hosted By A Stupid Reporter | Top |
| Alternate title: Hosted By A Stupid Director Who Stupidly Ran The Wrong Stupid Tape. And this reporter was totally that one ho in high school drama class who yelled at " LINE " at least 10 times during a 3-minute scene. via SayOMG | |
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