Wednesday, August 31, 2011

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Panty Creamer Of The Day: Henry Cavill As Superman Top
Who cares if Superman looks like he gets a blowout at the same place Bruno Mars gets his every morning. Who cares if Superman washed his signature period panties in the his bathroom sink, hung them up to dry on the towel rack and forgot to put them on before he flew out the winda. Who cares if that suit was made from the blue perforated leather loafers I had as a kid that made me look like an old priss queen on a cruise to Italy. Who cares if he's probably wearing a muscle suit underneath that shit made from a mold of Madge's biceps and Jada Pinkett's twelve-pack. Who cares that it's taking me four Who Cares to say that it's all about the " It's a bird! It's a plane! It's happy to see you! " bulge! That bulge should be wearing a little red cape and flying hos in distress to safety. That bulge should get a spin-off. It's a total BILF. Or since this is Hollywood we're talking about, it's a total CILF (Codpiece I'd Like to Fuck).
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 30th! Top
She was a little late to the BABIES!!! craze party, but by 2050, Lilo will finally convince SamRo to marry her and have their own child army. - perky Runners-up: Grandma Aniston watches the little ones while Jennifer is at work. - cs182 Paris Hilton's desperate attempt to collect something she can't kill finally pays off. - boomsy Sean Young desperately tries to walk away from the voices in her head, but no matter where she goes, there they are, riding in a stroller pushed by Andy Dick. - Ang via Eat Liver
 
Hot Slut Of The Day! Top
Fred , the bulldog who thinks he's an elephant. The only thing that can take away Fred's Hot Slut title is an elephant that thinks he's a bulldog (sleep farts and all). via HuffPo
 
Birthday Sluts Top
Richard Gere (62) Jeff Hardy (34) Sara Ramirez (36) Chris Tucker (39) Deborah Gibson (41) Queen Rania of Jordan (41) Jonathan LaPaglia (42) Julie Brown (53) Gina Schock (54) Marcia Clark (58) Van Morrison (66)
 

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