The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Don't Do The Barbie | Top |
| When Aqua's " Barbie Girl" came out in the late 90s, Mattel, being the fun killers that they are, immediately sued their asses claiming the song made Barbie sound like a dumb blonde bimbo whore (well if the no-crotch fits). The case went all the way to the Supreme Court and was eventually dismissed, because the judge said the song was a parody. Well, Mattel is now using the song to whore out their new "Do the Barbie " dance. Yeah, I guess Mattel doesn't really give an eff that the song is basically making fun of Barbie. But they did completely eff up the lyrics by making them more G-rated. SCRAGS BITCHES! Unless you want to look like a special needs prostitute zombie who has a bad case of crotch crabs, I wouldn't recommend doing the Barbie dance. And when did Ken become Samantha Ronson ? VIA Jezebel | |
| Amber Rose Is Making Her Own Money (You Can Laugh) | Top |
| I guess wearing bootleg colored contacts bought at the swap meet are the new thing, because Amber Rose wore hers while hosting Tao Beach at The Venetian yesterday. Yes, hosting stupid ass pool parties (see below) is all the rage! Wake me when international supermodel Phoebe Price and Ariel Wade co-host a pool party at the Super 8 in Gainesville, Florida . Fish grease + Chicken Cutlets = A good fucking time. It was nice of Gay Fish to temporarily unattach Amber Rose's umbilical cord from his b-hole, so she can go out and make her own money. He probably got sick of opening his precious coin purse every time she needed a few dollars to get a shave and a bleach at the barber shop. Here's more pictures of the alien android known as Amber Rose making some money yesterday afternoon in Las Vegas. I hope they poured extra chlorine in that pool, because every trick in there probably pissed their bikinis out of fright when they first saw her " STAINS on the bad shit " eyes. Throw a cupcake at her! | |
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