The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| Tokio Hotel has a new album out which means that the purdiest alienbot in the game, Bill Kaulitz , is going to be killing our sex appetites us left and right with his glittery and gritty glamour. Here's Bill work-work-working his new " Aunt Entity " hair in Paris yesterday. And Bill is definitely keeping us guessing with those " drop the crotch " pants. Git it, Billy! | |
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| Crunk + Disorderly posted few quotes from an interview rapper Lil' Boosie did with TSS and well... um...ugh.. well.... Just read for yourself: TSS : What's your craziest female on the road story? Lil' Boosie : One time a girl was giving me head and she threw up on me. TSS : (Laughs!!!) Wait a minute. What? What the hell happened? Lil' Boosie: Nothing. We were in the room and she was giving me head and I thought it was too far down her throat and she did like this [gagging noise] and it just came out everywhere on me. I just grabbed that motherfucker by her hair and then just ran to the bathroom. TSS : Alright– Lil' Boosie: But guess what though? I went back because I hadn't gotten my nut after I wiped off. That made me more ready. TSS : So wait, you let her keep giving you head!? Lil' Boosie: After I wiped up and got it clean with that Irish Springs, I had to catch my nut so I let her go on and go back. I made her brush her teeth. TSS : … Lil' Boosie: And we be sticking pill up girl's booty too! TSS : Ok look, now I heard on the mixtape with Hurricane Chris, you mentioned that. What's up with that? Lil' Boosie: Yea, it kicks in after 20 seconds. It hits them in 20 seconds. TSS : How does someone even find that out? Lil' Boosie : I get it from my cousin. He did it to a few girls way back in the game. And it just took off. I put it in a song. Everything I put in a song, I've tried it. So I put it in her booty hole and it melted. It melts in their booty hole and it hits them in 20 seconds. You never know what they're gonna do. They may break out crying talking about their momma doesn't love them or something. It hit them in the booty hole good. The booty is like eating the pill. TSS : Then they start throwing up? Lil' Boosie: Naw, she was off that Goose and Patron. I didn't put one in her booty. It was Goose and Patron. I love how Lil' Boosie it making it sound like that chick choked, because his dick was so big. The real story is that homegirl had a moment of clarity and realized whose cock was she was slurping on. However, puking on the peen really is a right of passage for all drunk sluts. Welcome to the club, girl. And " The booty is like eating the pill " is the phrase that pays for the day. I mean, kids are already sticking vodka tampons and beer bongs up their holes and now ecstasy pills?! I guess the mouth on your face just isn't good enough anymore. Doing butt sex with a pill does not sound fun, though. It probably makes your asshole look like an old person trying to grit their gums. Not a good look. | |
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| Whenever you see a picture of Megan Fox , you should immediately put on a dunce cap and sit in her corner, because it's time for your Foxtard-ism of the day. It's good for you! It gives your brain self-confidence! Well, unless your name is Kourtney Kardashian . If that's the case, that statement doesn't apply to you. Megan is going after Michael Bay , director of Transformers , again . Megan tells Wonderland Magazine (via The L.A. Times ), " He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it's endearing to watch him. He's vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he's a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do ." Insane things? Like make you do ass-to-mouth in his trailer? Yeah, Megan, I hate to break it to your b-hole, but that's not for the movie..... Yeah, not even for the DVD extras. Sorry. I'm so amazed at how Megan Fox fucks herself repeatedly without even touching her chocha. I think we found her one talent! | |
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