Monday, September 14, 2009

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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Dear Kanye, Step Away From Your MacBook Air Top
Henny-chugger and mic snatcher Kanye West posted a farty CAPS-FILLED non-apology to Taylor Swift last night, but quickly took that shit down. You can read it here if your eyes need a work-out. This afternoon, Kanye gave his CAPS-LOCK key the day off (or maybe it quit ass) and posted this second "I iz sowwy " to Taylor. This time he brought Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro into it (???????). Since Kanye is such a fan of Meet the Fockers, how he about he recreate a pivotal scene with Taylor? He can be the Fockers' dog and she can be the evil pussy. FLUSH ! And seriously, we get it already, Kanye. YOU ARE TRULY SORRIES. From now on, just raise your hand whenever you want to speak. Yeah, we gotta go back to kindergarten. It's like that.
 
Afternoon Crumbs Top
It was inevitable: The Gay Fish/Obama remix - Buzzfeed Pinch my peen-hole, Mischa Barton actually looks good - Hollywood Tuna A refugee from Gayken's glitter hole - Towleroad Elton John can't buy the Ukranian baby of his dreams - Popeater The only dumb dumb who would wear a " Paris Hilton " t-shirt - Popsugar So, I guess Hustler still isn't returning Adrianne Curry's calls - Egotastic! It's amazing what a fetus skin transplant can do - Just Jared Amber Rose is a robotcat (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Squinty & B.Coop : The fakery continues! - Lainey Gossip Pete Wentz's low-budget Lady CaCa ensemble - Hollywood Rag Men Who Stares At Nipples - Cityrag Avenue Q will live on - SOW Yaaaaay for Tina Fey - Celebitchy Shakira and Pink showed up in the same janky dress. What are the chances? - ICYDK Mischa Barton's dogs must be named Valium and Percocet - Socialite Life Subo rides Dumbo - Holy Moly! Mr. Big is engaged - I'm Not Obsessed
 

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