The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
- Kate's Rabid Possum Has A New Look
- The Table Flipper From The Real Housewives Of NJ Had A Baby
- Afternoon Crumbs
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| We frequently see this heartthrob going to the gym, playing sports with his friends, and otherwise leading a healthy lifestyle. If he is so concerned about his health, why isn't he taking more precautions when he engages in certain intimate activities? We're talking about bareback here, folks, and there are no horses involved. Considering his track record, you would think that his current girlfriend would insist on him wearing a raincoat 24/7. ( Blind Gossip ) Jakey G's precious mug immediately popped up in my head, but he doesn't seem like the manskank type. I'll throw his name in the guess jar anyway. I'll also add Gerard Butler , KFed (joooking), Mario Lopez or Matthew McConaughey ? So, over the weekend, this married A list male reality star would not stop hitting on this younger A list female reality star. He kept following her around like a puppy, and saying things like, "we should really work together." Yes, he said that. When they were first introduced she was very polite, but then he started getting close and doing the touching thing. The rest of the night was the puppy dog thing and trying to impress her. She wasn't. It didn't stop him from telling everyone at the party though how she was into him. ( CDAN ) I thought A-list reality stars only existed in fairy tales. That said, I'll guess either Jon Grosselin or Spencer Twatt for the skeezy dude? And Kim Kardassian or Kristin Calawhatever for the chick? Which A-lister couple's relationship is on the rocks. Seems he is cheating with his much younger co-star and the wife is now trying to accompany the two on set as much as possible. She heard the rumors way before we did and is now hanging around to nip this thing in the bud. Not Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. ( BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip ) Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck ? Ben is currently shooting a movie with Blake Lively . Which has-been action hero has knocked up his comely assistant? When his longtime girlfriend learned of the impending birth, she angrily split? ( Page Six ) The Muscles from Brussels himself Jean Claude Van-Damme ? | |
| Kate's Rabid Possum Has A New Look | Top |
| The master cuntress, Kate Gosselin, went on The View today displaying a wavier possum on her head. Kate said that the hairstylists backstage wanted to try something different. Kate needs to stop with the lie-telling. That's not what happened. Kate's possum was chilling backstage, minding its own business when Sherri Shepherd decided to once again flaunt her Tasmanian Devil body in a one-piece. After reading about Daisy Simpson get snatched by coyotes this morning, Kate's possum hissed out of fright and busted into a seizure. That explains why it looks like it's trying to jump off and run into the park. Who knows if it will ever be the same again. Hopefully, it will go back to normal when Kate feeds it a piece of Jon's nutstack root while singing her rendition of " The Possum Song ." | |
| The Table Flipper From The Real Housewives Of NJ Had A Baby | Top |
| Teresa Guidice birthed a fourth daughter yesterday night. Bravo's The Dish reports that Teresa and her juicy delicious bulldog of a husband named their fourth mob princess Audriana Giudice . Yeah, I'm a little disappointed that she didn't named her Prostitution Whore Giudice. Maybe Danielle already has that baby name reserved for future use? Audriana joins sisters Gia, Gabriella and Milania. Audriana should keep her eyes shut as long as she can, because as soon as she opens them, Teresa will be whoring her out to agents as the newest newborn supermodel sensation. And I hope Audriana didn't inherit her mother's " crouching hairline, hidden forehead ." That wouldn't be cute. | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| The Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried kiss needs more tongue and nipple pinching - Egotastic! It's a beautiful night in Milan when Parasite Hilton gets BOOOOOOED - Towleroad Avril Lavigne looks like shit - Hollywood Tuna Jakey needs to back away from the douche - Just Jared Charlize Theron bites the tip (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Katy Perry must have a thirst for Summer's Eve if she made out with Mayer and Brand in the same weekend - Lainey Gossip Brit Brit's private audition for a new fuck time partner - Hollywood Rag It's been more than 24 hours since I've seen new SATC2 pictures! Phew. I can breathe again - Popsugar Celebwhore tramp stamps galore - Cityrag One of the seeds Lil' Wayne planted all over the earth has sprouted up - Popeater Angelyne wants her dress back - ICYDK Olivia Wilde l ooking like a double amputee in GQ - Popoholic Mischa Barton is dating an " aspiring actor" (*cough*a dealer*cough*) - I'm Not Obsessed Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown had a perfectly functional and healthy relationship - Holy Moly! Trash - Celebitchy Zachary Quinto can jack my car and change my tire any day. Just pretend that sounded sexy - SOW Posh's bitchface is totally natural - Socialite Life | |
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