Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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This ad was posted on Craigslist Vancouver: "*are you Asian and hot? want to f-ck a movie star?* - 26 (Vancouver) So here's the scoop I'm 26 caucasian and f-cking hot I'm here in town for filming staying at an upscale hotel. I'll let you know all the details later... I'm a B list actor but will be on the A list very shortly in good time. What am I looking for you ask? A gorgeous asian boy that I can f-ck the hell out of. F.Y.I. I'm not out and everyone thinks I'm straight but being gay is my secret to keep. This little rendezvous will happen in my hotel room and yes I'm registered under an alias. Please send me a cock pic, body pic and face pic. P.S. If I don't get back to you with this fake e-mail just means I'm not interested and your not what I'm looking for. I'm extremely particular. If your the one to meet me you will 100% not be disappointed and you most likely wont believe it's me.......I've seen so many cute asians in this city....................Get back to me if your one of them.... Oh ya I will not send you a pic of me. If you see this add I'm still looking... I will not respond to one sentence questions.... " ( Lainey Gossip ) Bobby Trendy should've jumped on the rainbow and slid over to Vancouver. That sounds like his man! Lainey throws Zac Efron name into the guessing ring, because he's currently shooting in Vancouver. Zac and Bobby would be the couple of the century! I'll also guess Jackson Rathbone (Twilight), Xavier Samuel (Twilight) or Bradley Cooper (The A-Team). None of them are exactly 26, but Clist age is different than real age. Which so-called Hollywood heartthrob actor likes to do a poo on top of ladies during a bit of how's your farver? ( Holy Moly! ) I really can't with this one. I pass the poo on to you. What momentarily A list singer was a couple of hours late to the stage at a fashion show party because she was having sex in her dressing room? ( CDAN ) Lady CaCa ? People need to be patient, because I'm sure it takes a while for her hermie peen to bust one.
 
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SAVE OUR CHILDREN: Little Cokey meets Little Jenny - Popsugar Megan Fox and her crotch on Rolling Stone - Hollywood Tuna Amber Rose ain't going anywhere - Lainey Gossip Mario Lopez (see post below) did it better than Mischa Barton - Egotastic! How very Brad Pitt of Eggs - Towleroad Jude fought the law and won - Holy Moly! Is Miranda Kerr posing in a Sears Portrait Studio?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Charlize Theron should be a celebrity guest organizer on Hoarders - Hollywood Rag Megan Fox has a fan...who she totally gave a handjob to so he could write this letter - Just Jared Dogs will hump anything - Cityrag Yet another Megan Fox-ism that makes your brain cry - Celebitchy Start filling the baby bottles with barley water, because Jenna Jameson is knocked up - SOW ANOTHER DAMN BABY IS GOING TO STEAL OUR OXYGEN!!!1!!!11!- I'm Not Obsessed Will RiRi quit biting Conductor Tama's look - Socialite Life The tranny wax figure versions of Kate Moss and TyTy - Popbytes American Midol - ICYDK
 

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