The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The Canceled Life | Top |
| The CW's The Beautiful Life has been taken out back and put down. E! News reports that Mischa Barton's triumphant return to TV was killed after just two episodes. That Ashton Kutcher -produced shit show has the displeasure of being the first death of the new 2009-2010 season. The CW shut down production in NYC today and sent everyone home. Bitch is done. The show's first episode was watched by only 1.5 million and only 1 million pairs of eyeballs tuned in for the second. Basically, bitches would rather watch a wet turd slowly dry up than watch The Beautiful Life. Actually, I saw the first episode and it was just like watching a wet turd slowly dry up.....but shittier. I mean, it was supposed to be a trashy drama and there was no bitch slapping, man stealing or baby switching. That's not how you do it. This means that Mischa Barton is out of a job. " Dentists " beware, because Mischa now has time on her hands. | |
| Awkward First Family Photo | Top |
| Here we have President Obama, Michelle Obama, Spanish Prime Minister José Luis RodrÃguez Zapatero , his wife and their two teenage goth daughters at the world leaders reception in NYC. GLAMOUR! Oh, how this takes my ass back to the days when we would listen to Morrissey while painting our nails black and covering our faces with baby powder. Yeah, I tried to be goth for a quick minute, but it didn't really work out. I was way too cunty (in a mean girl way) and listened to way too much Ace of Base . I just didn't have that " whole sad dead clown " act down. But the first daughters of Spain do! This awesome picture of them has actually caused some shit , because Prime Minister Zapatero doesn't allow any of the Spanish papers to run pictures of his daughters. However, once this picture hit the wires it was on the front page of some Spanish papers and in almost everybody's inbox. PM Zapatero shouldn't spaz out. They're just goth girls. They're everywhere. You can see a mob of them in the food court at the mall looking all sullen-like and poking at their coffin purses. And you know who else was there that night too? The one and only First Lady of Cameroooooooon Chantal Biya ! Ravishing from the top of her lion mane to the tips of her toes. The lioness came out that night and I can hear her exquisite eyebrows ROOOOOAAAAAR! And Chantal knows it. She has a look on her face like " Yeah, I got THIS ." AND HOW! Seriously, that was the party to be at. Chantal Biya and adorable Spanish goth girls! If they had an Andre champagne fountain, that would've been heaven. | |
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