The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Cunty Quote Of The Day | Top |
| As a bitchy gay brother myself, I know that it's in my job description to kindly take my sister to the side and fix her whenever she's looking busted. If I don't tell her she looks all kinds of wrong, who will? So when I read Christopher Ciccone's cunty comments about the way his sister looked at the VMAs, I didn't really think he was being mean-spirited. Since Vadge crushes her cell phone with her bare hands whenever he calls, he had no choice but to give his critique to E! News. Christopher is speaking from the bottom of his famewhoring heart. This is what Chris said: "She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong! It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don't keep. It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow-dryer eludes him." While both Vadge and Chupa bathe in virgin's blood weekly, I don't see the resemblance at all. But wait, let's compare a picture of Vadge with a picture of Chupa without her make-up on: Okay, Christopher might have a point. But seriously, methinks Christopher is just a tad bit jealous that Vadge has enough hair to BUMP her way to fabulousness with. Oh, Christopher, I'm sure you have enough hair down there. BUMP your pube bush! | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| JLove's #1 weight-loss trick: Lather yourself in massive amounts of PHOTOSHOP - Popoholic Susan Sarandon's daughter has her bubbies out for David Duchovny - Egotastic! A snake gave up its life so Halle Berry's baby situation could remain a mystery - Hollywood Tuna That's a good Baby Jesus - Popsugar Ever wanted to know what a skeleton looks like in a tux? - Just Jared Jessica Biel joins The A-Team movie, but unfortunately isn't playing Baracus - Lainey Gossip What you've been waiting for all day: Alexis Arquette's panty flash. Now with less peen! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather If you kissed on Ronnie Wood's boiled prune face, you would want to off yourself too - Holy Moly! Hmm... Lourdes doesn't seem that into this - Towleroad Sean Stewart continues to make his father oh-so proud - Hollywood Rag Gay Fish is a rapper, CAPS-LOCK virtuoso, mic snatcher, laxative and now...stylist! - Celebitchy The Spice Girls sans Posh - Socialite Life I miss the angry and crazy Fiona Apple who used to curse us out at awards shows. Growing up sucks - I'm Not Obsessed Kat Von Dude - ICYDK Heidi Klum won't stop until every pair of working eyes on this planet has seen her titties - Cityrag Rest in peace, Henry Gibson - EW Rest in peace, the Toys 'R Us giraffe - Videogum Rest in peace, EVERYONE. | |
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