The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- OH GOD NO: Please Don't Tell Me Another Kardashian Is Knocked Up
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 18th!
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| According to sources (aka all the Kardashian skanks), Khloe Kardashian is going to marry L.A. Lakers player Lamar Odom , who she has been dating for approximately 15-seconds. Sources confirm the news to People , E! and UsWeekly . The latter claims they will be married in about two weeks once they get the OK from the state of California that a human man and a beast can legally marry. The source said, " Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the season starts up. They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon. They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas, CA. " The marriage will be the first for both. Lamar currently has a 10-year-old daughter and a 7-year-old son with a former girlfriend. They also had a second son together who passed away from SIDS a few years ago. Okay, Khloe and Lamar have been dating a little longer than 15-seconds. Apparently, they've been rubbing peens for a few weeks now. This worries me. Does this mean Khloe is currently housing a beast baby in her stomach?! NOOOO! It's the end of the world as we know it. Once Khloe pops out her BABY!!!, it will leap from her vag and wreak havoc on the entire world. Doomed. And do we really need another knocked Kardashian yap-yap-yapping about everything from her pregnant queefs to the fact that doesn't even really know how babies are made. | |
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| What in the Billy Idol tranny wreck hell is Peenk wearing?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Kim Kardassian doing what she does best, being a fameho in a two-piece - Egotastic! Emma B is giving Jodie Marsh a run for her slut trash money - Hollywood Tuna Charlize Theron won't ruin her life by getting married until the gays can too - Towleroad Needs more Eric ...or Randie Sue - Lainey Gossip Miley Cyrus wearing Noah's church dress to Divas Live last night - Popsugar Naleigh Kelley already looks like she's over this shit - Just Jared The most anticipated cinematic event of this and next century - Hollywood Rag Yum . Yum. Yum. Yum. - Cityrag Avril Lavigne confirms what none of you really cared about in the first place - Celebitchy In my neighborhood, that stack of cash Liv Tyler is carrying around would be the sticky hands of some quick crackie by now - ICYDK LeAnn Rimes from homewrecker to carwrecker - Socialite Life The only true diva at Divas Live l ast night - Popbytes Vanessa Hudgens must have been sniffing too much of Zac Efron's concealer, because bitch is delusional - Holy Moly! All the single robobabies ! - I'm Not Obsessed | |
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