The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Teri Snatcher Is A World-Class Athlete! | Top |
| Okay, not a " world-class " athlete, but she is a " Malibu-class " athlete, because she completed a triathlon there this past weekend. When Teri Snatcher crossed the finish line, her mom, The Snapple Lady, immediately gave her a congratulatory nuzzle. Or maybe Teri smelled like a tuna melt and her momma was trying to get a good whiff. Who knows! Other celebwhores who took part in the Malibu Triathlon were William H. Macy (who was there for an Emmy), Mario Lopez (who was there because he needed another excuse to take his top off), Jeremy Piven (who was there for the fish) and The Hoff (who was there for the...for the...why was he there?). And I'm pleased to announce that next year I will host the first annual Dlisted triathalon! Booze, bong and blow your way to victory! | |
| Chuck Bass, What Did You Do?!!!! | Top |
| There are some tattoos that you just want to lick and rub your nipples on (ADMIT IT). And there are some that you just want to hiss at and throw holy water at it. Ed Westwick's new tattoos fall under the latter category. Ed posted pictures of two ENORMOUS ink skidmarks he got on each arm. One is a feather, which I'm guessing means he's light as feather (gay) and stiff as a board (always horny for peen). The other tattoo is a half-nekkid pin-up which is Ed's way of saying " I LOVES VAGINAZ. " Yup, doesn't work. Especially when the look on his face is saying, " PUT A DICK ON MY FOREHEAD. " | |
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