The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Why Can't You Let Aubrey O'Day's Chichis Be Great?
- Tommy Gets Rough
- Get Ready To See All Of This In Playboy
| Why Can't You Let Aubrey O'Day's Chichis Be Great? | Top |
| Before you watch Aubrey O'Day's inspirational speech about her boobies and body, (NSFW) click here to see a topless picture of her at the opening night of her Las Vegas titty show yesterday. Aubrey's nipples are steaming, because the picture " leaked " and made its way around the internet. Aubrey was forced to call out from her show, because she was up all night talking to her lawyers both domestically AND internationally to get the picture off the internet. No, " talking to the lawyers " is not some new kinky sex act involving scat, Aubrey was actually on the phone with legal people. I think. In the clip, Aubrey queefs on and on about how we should love our bodies...KUMBAYABLAHBLERBLAHBLER... Then she shows us what she looks like in her au naturale state. Yes. Whenever you need to prove a point, just show your breasts. The truth is, I've liked Aubrey since she admitted that she was a proud member of the slut club, but I'm not sure why she's that upset about the " leaked " picture. I'm sure this is not the first time hos have made fun of her chichis. I mean, we've seen her titty balls in Playboy, on almost every street corner and in the back pages of L.A. Weekly. Aubrey just needs to keep on and fuck the haters. No, I mean, like she needs to literally fuck her haters. Give it to them good, keep 'em dripping for more and then never give it to them again. Giving a bitch blue balls is the best revenge. | |
| Tommy Gets Rough | Top |
| Damn. Look at Tommy Girl puffing out those succulent tits while manhandling Cameron Diaz on the Boston set of Wichita yesterday. Tommy almost looks like a big butch top! Almost . Maybe this will convince Will Smith to let Tommy tame his hole next time. Naw, probably not. Tommy still looks like a kitten wearing a strap-on. And you know deep down, Tommy wants to be the one wearing the frilly yellow dress. Truth is, his chichis would probably look better in it than Cameron's. | |
| Get Ready To See All Of This In Playboy | Top |
| Bethenny Frankel better come out with a Skinny Girl Dramamine-tini, because the world at large is going to need it when Kelly Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York City flaunts her lopsided tittays in the pages of December's Playboy . That is the worst Christmas present ever. InTouch Weekly says that Kelly won't bare it all. Thankfully, she's keeping her leather cooch wallet to herself. Kelly's ex-husband, photographer and former Elle creative director Gilles Bensimon, will shoot the pictures. The source added, " Kelly is a former model, so she will be a natural. " This is going to be Playboy's thickest issue, because Kelly's "at war" boobies won't fit on one page together. One titty will be on page 6 while the other will be on page 10. It's going to be like putting a damn puzzle together. | |
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