The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Open Post: Hosted By The Wild Turkeys Of Cherry Hill, NJ
- IN THIS ECONOMY: A Mother Tries To Sell Her Kid For Gas Money
| Open Post: Hosted By The Wild Turkeys Of Cherry Hill, NJ | Top |
| NBC Philadelphia shot some very important footage of a mob of cunty turkeys (let's call them Heather Mills, Kate Gosselin, Michael K and Candy Spelling) attacking a woman and her son in their NJ neighborhood. Don't worry, the woman bruised her vocal cords a bit, but other than that, they were fine. They could have easily got the turkeys to quit that bitch by threatening to shove a box of Stove Top up their gobble gobbles. Apparently, the wild turkeys wreak havoc every afternoon. Nobody knows where they come from or they why keep going back to the same neighborhood. It's a mystery. Paging Detective La Toya ! Maybe the turkeys think that 2009 is the year the tables will turn and they will eat stuffed human on Thanksgiving instead of the other way around. The turkeys are revolting! Keep fucking that chicken, turkeys! VIA Buzzfeed | |
| IN THIS ECONOMY: A Mother Tries To Sell Her Kid For Gas Money | Top |
| The recession is fucking all of us over, but do we really need to be trading our children in for gas?! That's what a woman in Florida tried to do. Allegedly. WTSP in Tampa reports that 37-year-old Marcy Pappalardo was arrested after a truck driver called 911 claiming that she tried to sell him her 6-year-old son for gas money. The police questioned the woman and then put her in handcuffs. Another woman who was in the car with Marcy says the truck driver is lying. According to her, the truck driver wanted sexy times from Marcy in exchange for gas money. When she turned him down, he made up the child selling story to get back at her. The truck driver said the topic of sex was never brought up. Dude went on to say, " You know, I have mixed feelings. To see the kid crying like that on TV was tough. I caused that upon him and I have a kid of my own. But had it been the other way, where would the child be? " Something in the milk ain't clean about this fuckery. You would have to have used tampons for brains to want to sell your kid for just gas money. I mean, I know a kid can't you get to the bar before 2-for-1 happy hour is over, but selling him for just gas money?! A Slurpee and a Slim Jim were not part of the deal. Talk about selling your poor kid short. How dreadful. And instead of trading your kid for gas money, train him how to siphon tanks and snatch credit cards. That could be a real precious mother/son bonding moment. There's my parenting tip of the day! | |
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