The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Vision Of Booze (And Boobs)
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 3rd!
- When Salma Wants To Eat, Salma WANTS TO EAT!
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| Mimi stumbled out of Mr. Chow last night looking like a sturdy unicorn who ate too many fermented apples in the orchard. Mimi said herself that she's eternally 12, so she probably gets drunk just from drinking a Shirley Temple too fast. Or maybe homegirl didn't even drink at all and the alcohol in all the Dep gel she used to achieve those early 90s curls seeped into her skull giving her a buzz. Wait, that could be possible. I know what I'm doing tonight. Luckily, Mimi's manservant, who dressed the part, was there to safely guide her drunk ass to the car. | |
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| This B list movie and television actress from a hit network drama went ballistic today when she overheard two crew members making fun of the fact that our actress was in the lowest grossing movie in the history of movies. Bonus points for the movie. ( CDAN ) And it grossed a total of $30 from six people in Dallas. Smile face. Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows. ( Page Six ) My guess is John Legend and Onch from Paris Hilton's My New BFF ? Or maybe John Mayer , Michael Buble or Tom Jones ? The starlet could be any trick. This Hollywood girl is vain. She is becoming more obsessed with looking perfect every single minute of the day. She has had floor to ceiling glass mirrors installed on one wall of every room of her home, including the garage and the laundry room. Apparently she does not have the same benefit while away from home, as she is occasionally caught with a little white powder smudge under her nose. ( Blind Gossip ) Wonky McValtrex ? And if that's the case, bitch needs to sprinkle a little of that white powder in her " good eye" so it puckers up and matches the other one. Which celeb is so used to dumping their children off to the nannies, that when they took the family to the store this last weekend, accidentally left one of the children inside the grocery store? Once they loaded into the car and started to pull away, another child mentioned the one left behind. Our celeb turned around and got the kid, no harm done, but was glad when the nanny came back to work the next day. Not Denise Richards. ( Buzz Foto via Blind Gossip ) OctoooooooMom ? | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Kanye West is shirtless, but what's more surprising/disturbing is that the magazine printed his name in all lowercase. That's not right - Towleroad Kim Kardashian has enough lifetimes on her hips to make us all immortal - I'm Not Obsessed SideBoob Lohan - Hollywood Tuna Juno's dog looks stoned - Lainey Gossip Blake Lively's nipple is popping out to tell her that the bracelet she's wearing is fugly - Egotastic! BABIES!!!: Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel have one now - Just Jared Gimme a T-R-O-L-L (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather I can't with Chris Brown anymore...I just can't - Popsugar Beyonce, Brit Brit and Lady CaCa should be shaking in their panties, because Carmen Electra is coming on the scene ( sarcasm ) - Hollywood Rag Guess the crack ? - Cityrag Somebody drugged Jamie Foxx ! All signs point to Wanda Wanda - Socialite Life Tim Gunn is a fan of the rabid possum (sort of) - Celebitchy Beth Ditto or Boy Ginge ? - Holy Moly! Lily Allen looking like a lemur on speed - ICYDK | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 3rd! | Top |
| (Thanks Ray) | |
| When Salma Wants To Eat, Salma WANTS TO EAT! | Top |
| The current VP of the Magnificent Chichis Alliance, Salma Hayek , went to the the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Wednesday night all ready to get her eat on, but the restaurant's hostess tried to block her from feeding her hunger. BITCH HONGRAY! According to Radar , Salma showed up with a few friends and without a reservation. When the hostess told Salma that she didn't have a table for them, the chichis hit the floor! Apparently, a hurricane of Spanish words came pouring out of Salma's mouth. The hostess tried to calm Salma down by telling her she could have the next available table, but that still didn't stop her. When Salma's girlfriends finally told her to turn it off, she cooled down a bit and started bitching in English. Salma only stopped when the hostess finally seated them. Salma, that's why you stop at McDonald's for an appetizer before you get to the restaurant! When the hostess at IHOP hands me one of those stupid vibrating pagers and tells me to wait, I simply stick a fry in my mouth hole to keep from bitching her ass out for keeping me from delicious pancakes. And I bet Salma's chichis of wonder look amaaaaaaazing when she gets mad. Like two volcanos ready to BURST FORTH! I'm surprised her heaving angry bosom didn't knock out one of the hostess' eyes. | |
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