The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Baby Abuse | Top |
| This adorable Benjamin Button baby should reverse the trend of grown-ups slapping children by backhanding Peter Andre in the face. Baby won't be arrested for it. In fact, the Queen would probably knight him. And you can tell by the look on baby's face that he really wants to punch Peter in the face. Or maybe he just has gas. Peter tends to bring that out in a person. Here's more of Peter getting tan grease on a little baby while signing copies of his new CD in Essex, England the other day. | |
| Not Another One! | Top |
| I don't have a picture of the child slappin' villain of this story, but he probably has the same kind of permanent " I HATE EVERYTHING " look on his face as this grouchy pepaw who whooped a kid at Wal-Mart , so this will work! Now on to the story. Yet another grown ass adult is in trouble for bringing his hand down on the face of a stranger's child in public. And this dude tops them all, because he allegedly slapped an autistic child. The devil cackles! 76-year-old Frank Teverbaugh , a local hero and high school coach in Richland, WA, is due in court next week to answer to charges of misdemeanor assault after he allegedly swore and hit a 7-year-old autistic boy outside of the library. Apparently, the boy was in the middle of a major tantrum while he was being led out of the library by his caretaker. The boy's mother was right behind them when she says she witnessed Frank approach her son and shout " Shut the fuck up! " before backhanding him in the face. The boy wasn't the one to eff with, so he hit Frank back. At that point, Frank hit the boy a second time giving him a bloody nose. The boy's mother finally ran up to Frank and told him her son was autistic. Frank replied, " I don't give a rat's ass!" and stormed off. The boy's mother tried to call the police, but was told to go down to the station file a report which she did. Later that day, a police officer visited Frank and he received an assault citation. Frank claims that the boy hit him hard first and he responded by " only " hitting him in the " fanny ." He said he never slapped the boy in the face. Frank went on to say, "I don't know why I did it. He hit me pretty good. I was surprised a boy that small would hit has hard as he could. That is the truth ." Do we need to start sending old grouchy people back to pre-school so that they can learn to keep their hands to themselves? DAMN. It's not hard! If a child hits you, call 911, have them arrested, testify at their trial and laugh as the judge sentences them to life in prison. Do not hit them back! I mean, I've been slapped by a dozen kids (e-mail me for their addresses to send them thank you gifts) and I always respond by removing myself from the situation. This is exactly why bongs were invented. If a child whoops you, pick up a bong and you'll forget all about it in a quick second. I bet if the good shit was legalized fuckery like this wouldn't happen as often. Source ( Thanks Amy ) | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| This up and coming actress chills out in her trailer in between takes. She listens to some music, chats on her phone, and pops bag after bag of microwave popcorn. She doesn't actually eat the popcorn. Rather, she uses it to cover up the scent of another relaxing activity that involves herbal inhalation. If you'd like to join her, it's easy to discuss it in public, i.e. "Hey, do you have any microwave popcorn in your trailer?" Yes, sweetie, everyone on the set knows. ( Blind Gossip ) K to the Stewart ? If you ever ask her for microwave popcorn and she gives you actual microwave popcorn, you can shank me. So, a reality star, a designer and an actress walk into a bar. No, not into a bar actually, but it sounds much better that way. They actually just walked backstage at a show. The female reality star who has a huge history of drug problems did some coke and passed it around. The designer who was just about to show their collection, did four lines back to back to back to back, and then passed it along to our C list television actress with B list name recognition on a VERY hit show. Our actress spilled a little on her dress and when trying to brush it off, rubbed it in so took off her dress and stood there naked while she did some lines on a make up table. She then put back on the dress and joined the reality star back out front. ( CDAN ) Jill Zarin , Joan Rivers and Diane Von Furstenberg ?! Okay, maybe not. Which two pop stars made sweet music on Sunday night after the gal gave the guy a private lap dance? Hope his longtime girlfriend doesn't find out. ( Gatecrasher ) Justin Timberlake and RiRi ? Or Vadge and Joe Jonas ? Hey, anything is possible and Baby Jesus is getting a little old. | |
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