The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| After Mischa Barton got out of the crazy ward and wiped the 5150 off her forehead, she told the media that her wisdom teefs are to blame for all her troubles. On The View today, Mischa Barton elaborated on it by saying she had all four of her wisdom teefs pulled out at once, but they totally botched that shit. When she woke up the next day, she had an infection and a dry socket. Parasite Hilton's toxic snatch is "pfft-ing " at that, because it has a dry socket and an infection daily. Mischa claims she only took the minimum amount of painkillers to get her through the pain. This is Mischa Barton we're talking about, so her minimum is probably your maximum (Unless your name is Amy Winehouse). When Mischa couldn't take the pain any longer, she went to the hospital where she shouted that she wanted to die. And that was the key phrase needed to stamp a 5150 on her and shuffle her off to the looney bin. I'm completely on the same level with the bitches at The View, because I don't know how getting your wisdom teeth yanked out could land you in the psych ward. I mean, Mischa could've just lied by saying that she had " lunch " with Paula Abdul and Lindsay Lohan that day and the next thing she knew, she was in the crazy house. We all would've just sighed collectively and understood. And something tells me the " wisdom tooth " excuse is going to be the new " exhaustion ." | |
| Ask Penny If She's Knocked Up, Get Shut Down | Top |
| There's been a womb watch on Penny Cruz for a couple of months now. The rumors going around town (aka the internets) is that one of Javier Bardem's hunky sperm fish got down with one of Penny's ovaries creating a fetus tamale. All parties involved have kept their mouths shut about the subject. Some seem to think that the rumors are false, because she was photographed a couple of days ago smoking away at the Chateau Marmont . At the premiere of her movie Broken Embraces at the Toronto International Film Festival last night, a reporter decided to ask Penny about the possible situation going on in her lady parts and she wasn't happy about it. According to People , Penny screamed, " That's your question?!" and then busted out of there. So either: a) Penny does have the BABIES!! but doesn't feel like talking about it with strangers. b) Penny doesn't have the BABIES!! and isn't amused with hos thinking she's chunky in the belly area. c) Penny did have the BABIES!!!, but she doesn't anymore. Sad faces galore. This is why you simply don't ask a trick if she's pregnant. I mean, whenever I'm sitting on the subway and see a possibly pregnant person standing up, I'm always afraid to offer up my seat. What if she's just fat and shanks me in the throat for assuming she's got a baby in there? Just keep your eyes down! Here's Penny looking like she wrapped herself in a hospital bed sheet at her big premiere last night. | |
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