The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Everyone Hates Megan Fox | Top |
| Three crew members who worked on both Transformers movies sent in an open letter to Michael Bay's official site (via ONTD ) where they shat all over philosopher and feminist Megan Fox for calling Michael " Hitler " i n an interview . The three unnamed crew members (aka Michael Bay, his assistant and his publicist) are basically co-signing what most whores already think. They say Megan is dumber than a Snuggie, ungrateful, classless, a cunt of all cunts, completely talentless and that she should probably be doing porn instead of acting in blockbuster movies. The letter is supposed to make you want to run for president of the I HATE MEGAN FOX fan club, but it actually makes me kind of like her stupid ass for a quick minute. I mean, she's dumb, she's a slut and she's a bitch. The dumb slutty bitch is my kind! It's like we were separated at the free clinic! The entire letter is after the jump. It's long, but the pure cuntiness of it makes it a must read. JUMP! read more | |
| Detective La Toya Knows The Truth! | Top |
| On 20/20 last night, Detective La Toya once again declared that her brother was murdered by those around him! Michael's death has already been ruled a homicide and the LAPD is building a case against Dr. Con , but La Toya knows in her nostrils (if you squint you can see them) that it was MURDER! When Barbara Walters asked Det. La Toya who murdered Michael, she said she didn't know for sure. Oh, La Toya knows! If you hang on to one of the tarantula penises hanging off of her eyelid and look directly into her magnifying glass eyes, you will see that she knows the truth. Det. La Toya will host a dinner party at a mansion on a hill where she will announce it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick! | |
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