The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Kanye West Out-Douches Himself |
| In case you missed it, here's Kanye West proving that he hates Taylor Swift people. While the adorable little mouse known as Taylor Swift was trying to accept her award for Best Female Video, Gay Fish stomped on stage, snatched the mic out of her hand and declared that Beyonce should've won that shit! Just like that, millions of FUCK YOU KANYE groups were born on Facebook. YES, Kanye West took a mic from a baby! Bitch is running himself right out of this town. Seriously, when Kanye gets back to his MacBook Air, his CAPS LOCK key will be long gone. Even that bitch won't be a part of his fuckery even more. And Jon Gosselin is standing by to gladly hand over his used tampon tiara (made by Ed Hardy, of course) to Kanye West and crown him the new Douchebag of the Millennium. Beyonce had a look on her face like " I DON'T KNOW THAT BITCH ." You know that look. It's the same look your mama gives you when you get drunk and act the fool at family reunions. At the end of the show, Beyonce won Video of the Year and instead of giving a speech, she invited Taylor Swift out to " finish her moment. " Daddy Knowles is good! Suddenly, Beyonce has gone from Sasha Fierce to Saint Fierce. Sasha Fierce will be the recipient of a Nobel Peace Prize for this shit. |
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