The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| A Rabid Possum's Life On The D-List | Top |
| If Kate Gosselin got stuck in a food dehydrator for a few days causing her ass to shrivel down, she'd look just like this! Here's Kathy Griffin channeling Kate Gosselin with help from a polyester possum wig and fake stretch marks (or tummy tuck scars)! Kathy doesn't have Kate's signature cunt pout down yet, but she can work on that while biting and throwing shank eye at George Takei . George is going to play Jon opposite Kathy's Kate for a skit on Jimmy Kimmel Live . Now, I would've probably cast Rosie O'Donnell as Jon, but George will work too! VIA People | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the other day when he ran over his neighbor's cat with his car and killed it. The neighbor saw the entire incident and screamed. Our actor stopped the car and took a look at what happened and said, "I don't have time for this right now. I have to get to work. We can talk about it tonight when I get home." He has yet to talk to the neighbor or say he was sorry. ( CDAN ) THINK OF THE CATS! My guess is Katherine Hagel ? I know it says actor , but Katherine Heigl is made of evil and I have to use her name at least once during a blind item round-up. Except for one TV series, this lovely actress has done all her work in films. However, she wasn't quite able to act her way out of an awkward encounter with a computer repair specialist. The actress told him that the screen broke when she dropped her laptop. The service tech took a look at it and then remarked that the damage looked more like someone had punched the screen. After a few awkward seconds, the actress admitted that in fact her husband had done just that. When she asked the computer guy if they could replace it with an unbreakable screen, he jokingly remarked that she'd be better off replacing the guy. "I already have," she replied. ( Blind Gossip ) Robin Wright Penn ? Durr. Last week, this star couple was on the verge of a breakup and there were even rumblings of it online. Now, we hear the PR between the two have come up with some sort of agreement to let the two stay together until the relationship can be milked for a little more. Once it hits its peak then the couple will have a very public breakup and hopefully more publicity and maybe even more high profile roles. Too bad for the couple though, who really can't stand one another. The couple is not married btw. Not Megan Fox's mess of a relationship. ( BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip ) Squinty and B. Coop ? Or LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian ? | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Mah Boo is obviously thinking of me in this picture with Drew Barrymore . Or maybe he has gas? Same thing, really - Just Jared In case you want to see the Doritos Girl in a bikini, here you go - Egotastic! Raggedy Ann is looking BEAT - Popeater Ditto for Asshole Simpson - Popsugar Just throw a jaunty green hat on Katharine McPhee and she could easily pass for Sandy Duncan in Peter Pan - Hollywood Tuna A Big Gay American Idol Wedding (Surprisingly, Gaycrest is not involved) - Towleroad Panty Creamer of the Day: Hugh on a hog - Lainey Gossip Drunk yoga - Cityrag Janice Dickinson sucking the life out of a poor man (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Woody Harrelson : " We're all drug addicts! " - Hollywood Rag I bet St. Angie's hypnotic vagina is a dead ringer for Voldemort - Celebitchy Kelly Osbourne used to be on the Paula Abdul diet - I'm Not Obsessed MiserAlba is smiling. Jotch this date down in your calendar - Popoholic Ick. Nast . - Holy Moly! Ty Ty sued - ICYDK Rocco has moves - Socialite Life | |
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