The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The Rabid Possum Is Back In All Its Glory
- Bronx Mowgli, This Is Your Father
- Smokey And The Pill Bandit
- The Search For Daisy Continues
| The Rabid Possum Is Back In All Its Glory | Top |
| Yesterday, Planet Earth almost rolled into the sun after millions flipped out (not really) over Kate Gosselin's new wavy possum hair . The possums of the world were about to hold a candlelight vigil for their fallen brother, but they don't have to do that now that everything is back to normal. Kate left her hotel in NYC this morning with her possum head looking fried and frazzled as usual. In other Kate news, Radar reports that The Possum Hour of Cuntness is coming to TV very soon. Kate is not only in NYC to be a guest co-host on The View , but she's also working on her own TV show with Paula Deen . Apparently, the show is based on the website Mom Logic . Kate, Paula and other hosts will barf about everything from gossip to healthy and beauty (CHOKE!) tips to advice for moms. The pilot will shoot later this month. Kate has the interview skills of a toilet paper roll, so her show should be interesting (it will suck). Anybody who watched her ass on The View knows what I'm talking about. If this Mom Logic show requires a lot of head nodding, foot shaking and cunt grins, then Kate will be the star of that shit. However, if it requires actually making points, then Kate better try to steal a vial of Diane Sawyer's essence or she's in trouble. | |
| Bronx Mowgli, This Is Your Father | Top |
| In case you didn't notice the douchesicle hiding under that LOOKATME mask, it's devoted father and husband Pete Wentz famewhoring it like a pro while walking to the music studio. Pete thought he had this shot wrapped up, but little did he know that a kid behind him stole his moment by throwing a sideways V for Vagina sign. Too bad Kathy Griffin wasn't driving by. She would've mistook Pete for an off-duty Oscar statute and immediately snatched him up. The world would be rid of Pete, because he'd be forever trapped in a glass cabinet over Kathy's toilet. | |
| Smokey And The Pill Bandit | Top |
| 73-year-old Burt Reynolds is in a Florida rehab facility, because he just can't stop getting hongray for painkillers. The National Enquirer reports that Burt was forced into rehab after he was taken to the crazy house last month. A source says that Burt was found bloody and dizzy in his home after he fell down due to too much boozing and pill-popping. Burt was taken to the hospital, but he started to bring the crazy, so they checked him into a mental facility. The mental hospital would only release Burt if he went to rehab. And there he is. Burt's manager wouldn't confirm the rumor about the mental hospital, but they did release this statement : " After a recent back surgery, Mr. Reynolds felt like he was going through hell and after a while, realized he was a prisoner of prescription pain pills. He checked himself into rehab in order to regain control of his life. Mr. Reynolds hopes his story will help others in a similar situation. He hopes they will not try to solve the problem by themselves, but realize that sometimes it is too tough to do on their own and they should seek help, as he did. " | |
| The Search For Daisy Continues | Top |
| Jessica Simpson's beloved dog friend Daisy faked her own dognapping to get away from the dumbass was captured by the coyotes on Monday and she pleaded to the coyotes to return her safely, but so far she hasn't gotten an answer. So Jessica has taken her search to the next level by hiring Detective La Toya to get to the bottom of Daisy's disappearance. No, but she should have done that. Instead, Jessica has hired a company called FindToto.com . The company issued an Amber Alert on Daisy and called 1,000 of Jessica's closest neighbors. The company thinks Daisy might be hurt, so they asked people to check their yards and under their decks. I wonder if FindToto paid a little visit to the douche den of Twit & Twat , because I read this at People earlier today: Spencer Pratt surprised Heidi Montag Tuesday morning with a 9-week-old female maltipoo. "Spencer gave me the best gift ever, a maltipoo puppy that we have named Dolly ." I mean, Spencer is a mangy beast who constantly slobbers, so maybe he's really the one who snatched Daisy. VIA UsWeekly | |
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